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Sunday, October 21, 2007

What Happened to Clark Kent's Hat

5 Comments:

At Sun Oct 21, 03:50:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: One should never drink banana daquiris whilst listening to Rush Limbaugh.

But a Mai Tai drinking game.....
At Mon Oct 22, 05:24:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: The rules to the official Rush Limbaugh drinking game is that you take one drink every time everytime Limbaugh says something stupid, false or hateful. Everyone is under the table in about 10 minutes!
At Wed Oct 24, 11:13:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Dude. Hold her hair. It's your job.
At Thu Oct 25, 04:09:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Perhaps, but it is also possible that puking into a man's hat is an integral part of the Kryptonian mating ritual.
At Fri Oct 26, 12:24:00 AM, Frederick said...: She's just puking because the morning after pill isn't available at her pharmacy because the pharmacist refused to distribute it because of his religious preferences.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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