Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Creepy Search Terms

 
Every now and then your counter reveals that someone has being using some rather creepy search terms ...

This is the offending search term...

I have already contacted the Hayley Mills Celebratory Complex. The only thing that we can do now is wait...
 

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16 Comments:

At Thu Nov 29, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I'm not sure if this will keep me further from getting a counter or only increase the desire to have one just so I can know first hand what a nation of fucking lunatics we live amongst.

 
At Thu Nov 29, 10:26:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i knew you would fall into the Parent Trap....

 
At Thu Nov 29, 11:13:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Oh my. It is a bit unseemly Doctor.

 
At Thu Nov 29, 02:27:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

{{{Not related to this post.}}}
Okay you win the prize for English this month, happy?

 
At Thu Nov 29, 02:44:00 PM, Blogger Sleestak said...

Tell me about it.

I despair at the some of the vile search words used in seeking out imagery of my beloved Hayley. I am repelled while at the same time intrigued that people would actively seek out such odd combinations of terms.

The most common search terms bringing people to the site: "Hayley Mills nude" and "Supergirl Tentacle porn".

When I'm President I'll be putting a stop to all those shenanigans by incarcerating all those who seek out lurid images of Hayley in Gitmo 2.

 
At Thu Nov 29, 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Private Hudson said...

Oops sorry, that was me. I was looking for Haley mills and a cigarette butt. Yeah, that's it. Honest.

 
At Thu Nov 29, 04:33:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

Mostly what people search to find my blog, all three people other than ya'll per day, is boring, but sometimes it's "naked pizza" and "husband faked feelings". I am so flattered as should you be here.

 
At Thu Nov 29, 10:26:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

It's a sick, sad world.

Just ask Nancy Pelosi's tits!

 
At Fri Nov 30, 08:08:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I get a lot of lookups for cat fights for one post I did a year or so ago about something of that nature.

 
At Fri Nov 30, 10:58:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: Search terms are a world unto themselves! YOu wouldn't believe what you find there.

Distributorcap: Hayley Mills is the ginchiest!

FranIAm: It is a sad day for mankind when your members are searching for pictures of Hayley Mills' bottom.

Liberality: Ack! I couldn't turn up a chance to make a joke about the president!

Sleestak: Yay! "Gitmo 2- The Sequel!" With hayley as a cornerstone of your administration, you can't go wrong!

Private Hudson: You foul beast! May you rot in your own filth, you gunky!

Freida Bee: Hmm... "Naked pizza" sounds pretty good! Two slices please!

DCup: Oh, if only I could. She is far too busy saving the country from the foul neocons to speak to me right now! Pelosi in '07!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Rowr! Saucer of milk, table two!

 
At Sat Dec 01, 09:50:00 AM, Blogger angry ballerina said...

dude, my search terms will put yours to shame....

 
At Sat Dec 01, 04:57:00 PM, Anonymous mwb said...

I was looking did a search for "sex" "my little pony" "cosplay."

Did I get the wrong site?

;-)

I suspect that was really Sleestak both googling and oogling Ms Mills' hindquarters.

- mwb

 
At Sat Dec 01, 05:40:00 PM, Blogger Spocko said...

I'm currently watching "The Trouble with Angles"
It is the most Scathingly Brilliant Movie!"

 
At Sun Dec 02, 03:15:00 PM, Blogger spocko said...

Where is my gravatar

 
At Sun Dec 02, 03:16:00 PM, Blogger spocko said...

Oh, there it is... Nevermind.

 
At Sun Dec 02, 03:17:00 PM, Blogger spocko said...

My the way, the Trouble with Angels scene when Sr. Lagouri dies always chokes me up.

 

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