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Friday, November 16, 2007

The New Lexicon

When exactly did these become dirty words?

4 Comments:

At Fri Nov 16, 07:35:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: What a coincidence! Whenever my dearly departed Grandpa would see hippies back in the 70's he'd shout out the car window at them "Apes".

Now I know he was right. Apes really are hippies!
At Fri Nov 16, 10:12:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: In 2001 when Bush took his first oath of office.
At Fri Nov 16, 08:10:00 PM, Fran said...: When the damn terrorists started using them dammit! Don't you love America? Oh wait, if I say love then I am giving aid and comfort to the terrorists.

Damn. Damn.

Oh, I got it "distrust, hate, war" those are the good words.

Phew.
At Sat Nov 17, 04:22:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jess Wundrun: Your grandpa was clearly a lover all things simian! The only difference between a hippy and an orangutan is that the orangutan has a larger brain, four opposable thumbs and a much cleaner pelt.

Dr. Monkerstein: Ouch. That's true.

FranIAm: Yes, sadly that seems to be the case. "Peace" indicates that you love terrorists, "Love" indicates that you are a soft on terrorists, and "Faith" indicates that you must vote Republican, approve of the death penalty, and watch NASCAR. Even a belief in god has become a bad word.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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