This is the second time
that Dr. Monkerstein's campaign has been tainted by a restraining order. Monkerstein's campaign has been trying to play down the incident by using internet technology to get others to speak for him,
capitalizing on his photo opportunities with movies stars
and rubbing shoulders with the Hollywood elite.
My running mate, Germaine Gregarious, was the first to notice the unusual and deadly pattern of disappearances of Dr. Monkerstein's vice presidents.
Dr. Monkerstein has also been attempting to curry favor with the Zaius/Gregarious campaign
by presenting me with a blogging award! (Actually, thank you very much, Dr. Monkerstein. You are very kind.) Dr. Monkerstein has also created treasure trove of Monkerstein goodness with his new addition to his bog, Dr. Monkey's Cool Flickr Pix!
Way to go, Monkeyman! And Happy Birthday to you, as well.
By the way, and there is absolutely no truth to the naked photoshopped images and scurrilous lies
that the Monkerstein campaign has been disseminating to the public about me. The orangutan in that photo does not even look like a time traveling simian world leader from the future! Charlton Heston will vouch for me on this. (It looks more like one of Rudy Giuliani's many ex-wives, if you ask me.)