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Sunday, November 11, 2007

When Dwarves Get Eaten by Hippos, the Terrorists Win

8 Comments:

At Sun Nov 11, 05:23:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: do you think dwarves taste better than midgets?
At Sun Nov 11, 07:40:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: I'm wondering, for the hippo's sake, why the dwarf was nicknamed Od.
At Sun Nov 11, 10:43:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Eat me."
At Sun Nov 11, 12:48:00 PM, Fran said...: Last I checked, Lieberman was still roaming about the state of Connecticut and the District of Columbia freely.

So is this a hoax then?
At Mon Nov 12, 12:05:00 AM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Let me guess, he wasn't Happy.

bad-dum-bum
At Mon Nov 12, 08:13:00 AM, pissed off patricia said...: Does it mean that I'm evil if I think this is damned funny?
At Mon Nov 12, 11:55:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Distributorcap: I am afraid that I would have to ask a hippo.

Freida Bee: I seriously doubt if the hippo was thinking about the dwarf's nickname at the time!

Dr. Monkerstein: Ack! I had not thought of that!

FranIAm: The articles describes a hippo accidentally eating a dwarf, not a DINO blowing a president and screwing his constituents.

GETkristiLOVE: Ack! Good one!

Pissed Off Patricia: I don't think so. I thought it was hilarious!
At Mon Nov 12, 09:54:00 PM, Becca said...: That is the most awesomely cool tragedy of all time! So sad but damn it must have been something else to see!

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