Education in this country and it's needed reform has failed to attract significant political attention in this election cycle, and I intend to make it one of the cornerstones of my administration. I feel that it is important at this time to overcome the many obstacles to education reform, and thus I am fully committed to my new program to teach the
foul vermin neoconservatives the error of their ways. I call the program "No Neocon Left Behind."
In my comprehensive new program, these traitors shall be
interrogated and waterboarded reconditioned and rehabilitated under the tutelage of my academic orangutans, then my gorilla cavalry shall use them for target practice take them on a vigerous cross country run, and finally the neocon's dispositions shall be greatly enhanced by experimental surgery to the hate speech centers of their brains a simple medical procedure by my superb medical staff of chimpanzees. Education is the key to a flourishing democracy! Let's make the extra effort to train our neoconservatives properly.