Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

He Who Rules the Underpants, Rules the World!

 

Underpants have always played a pivotal role in American politics...


Hilary Clinton is trying to fill her husbands underpants...


Rudy Giuliani has hunky beefcake 911 underpants...




No matter how hard he tries, John McCain can't seem to wash out the godawful smell from bathing in the moisture of George Bush's soiled and bloodstained underpants...


Fred Thompson can't even seem to fill a pair of underpants...

What this country needs is a change of underpants...

Underpants from the heartland...

Underpants that you can trust...

This country needs Dr. Zaius' Underpants...

The underpants of a new generation...


The Underpants of Peace and Love!

 

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15 Comments:

At Tue Nov 20, 12:03:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i literally spit my entire can of 7-up all over the brand new monitor

you have my vote.....

as for grandpa fred..........................

 
At Tue Nov 20, 12:40:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'm surprised you didn't wear your "Man is a Pestilence" underwear.

 
At Tue Nov 20, 01:28:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

What's so funny about Peace, Love and Underpantsing?

 
At Tue Nov 20, 01:36:00 PM, Anonymous Dawtr said...

Veerry hunky beefcakey... mmmm...

WHAT AM I DOING!!!! AHHH!!!!!

9/11!!!!

 
At Tue Nov 20, 05:13:00 PM, Blogger M.Yu said...

I hang free and clear of encumbrances, maybe that is what I need to make it all come together.
Dr. Zaius' undies.

 
At Tue Nov 20, 07:33:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

Occasionally, Mitt wears his tighty whitey mighty righties to prevent all that Mormon mojo from a-spillin' willy-nilly.

;>)

 
At Wed Nov 21, 04:25:00 AM, Blogger BAC said...

Dr. Z you have outdone yourself with this one. Had me laughing out loud! Fred is priceless!

Two big thumbs up!!

BAC

 
At Wed Nov 21, 09:48:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

This and your comment WILL inspire a poem about presidential underpants as soon as I am no longer mesmerized by Mitt's undies.

 
At Wed Nov 21, 11:40:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I never thougth Giuliani as a boxer briefs guy.

 
At Wed Nov 21, 03:24:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Distributorcap: My apologies for your monitor, and my congratulations on your political wisdom! Dr. Zaius' underpants are definitely the most exciting underpants in the race. (With the possible exception of Ms. Gregarious' underpants! Ooo-la-la!)

Dr. Monkerstein: Hmm... You and Fred Thompson seem to wear about the same size underpants. What a coincidence!

Jess Wundrun: LOL! This is my favorite comment all month! This deserve it's own "Peace, Love and Underpantsing" post! Now let me think...

Dawtr: Steady on! Control yourself! That is one of the reasons that Mormon underpants are considered to be "magic."

M.Yu: That is very true! Dr. Zaius' underpants are good for all occasions. Especially presidential ones!

Darkblack: Indeed! But Dr. Zaius' underpants Mojo is stronger than any Mormon Mumbo Jumbo!

BAC: Thank you, BAC! Dr. Zaius' underpants are made of rainbows and moonbeams. And the warm hugs of kittens and puppies too!

Freida Bee: Yay! A poem about presidential underpants! I can hardly wait. You sure are swell!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: That's funny, I never thought of him as competent leader, either!

 
At Wed Nov 21, 07:15:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

I may be late to the underwear party but I am delighted to be here.

Although any image of Mitt, Rudy, Fred, McCain etc unclothed in any way makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

 
At Thu Nov 22, 02:31:00 PM, Anonymous mwb said...

So is this a lead in to dropping your run and endorsing Captain Underpants?

Clearly he is the front running in such a campaign.

 
At Fri Nov 23, 10:16:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

FranIAm: Of course the only way arrive at an underpants party is fashionably late and underdressed. I hope that my own peace and love underpants made up for the upchuck factor from the other candidates!

MWB: isten Dr. Smith, I don't need to hear any of your campaign rhetoric right now! I am busy contemplating my navel.

 
At Fri Nov 23, 11:00:00 PM, Blogger DCup said...

I love happy underpants!

I love wearing happy underpants!

You look good wearing happy underpants!

 
At Sat Nov 24, 12:31:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yay! Everybody loves my happy underpants! I plan to spread the message of my happy underpants to the whole world!

 

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