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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Clinton: "It Was All a Dream..."


Washington - Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and her staff said she misspoke when describing sniper fire during a March 1996 trip to Bosnia as first lady.

"It's just shameful that the press say anything negative about a Democratic candidate," Said political consultant and Clinton spokesperson James Carville. "When we are trying so hard to run a positive campaign."

The Republican Party were quick to seize up these latest revalations not only as a way to attack the Democratic Party, but also as a way to explain the Bush administration.


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At Tue Mar 25, 02:14:00 PM, Blogger John J. said...

It's just shameful that the press say anything negative about a Democratic candidate." - *Brain explodes* Sorry doc, you destroyed this experiment.

At Tue Mar 25, 03:47:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...


If you weren't so damn funny I might not be able to overlook the fact that you're evil incarnate.

Nicely snarked...

At Tue Mar 25, 03:58:00 PM, Blogger Spirula said...

I just want to say, for the record, that The Easter Bunny was not with Hillary in Bosnia in March of 1996.

I know this for a fact. I know exactly where The Easter Bunny was, who The Easter Bunny was with, and what The Easter Bunny was "doing".

I'm sorry, I can't go into more detail.

I just can't.

Not so soon.

(Oh, and all I've gotta say about Santa is do NOT let that fucker outta your sight. Do not!)

At Tue Mar 25, 06:16:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

did i say i was with that hooker, sorry i misspoke says Spitzer

did i say i pled guilty to a misdemeanor at the Minneapolis airport -- i misspoke says Larry Craig

sad thing -- we dont call them on this shit enough

as always, excellent dr z

At Tue Mar 25, 07:07:00 PM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

Hilarious photo. I'm scared for the little girl though - it looks like Hillary is about to sink her fangs into the young tender neck.

At Tue Mar 25, 08:16:00 PM, Blogger Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...

You inspired me to make my own photo of Hillary in Tuzla. It's now up on my blog.

At Tue Mar 25, 10:20:00 PM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Zaius, make Spirula get a blog for chrissakes. Did you see who he's got listed for favorite bands even?

At Wed Mar 26, 07:53:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Never misunderestimate the ability to be misspeaky.

At Wed Mar 26, 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

The press is acting like Judas

At Wed Mar 26, 12:37:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

What I love is the confusion by politicians and their supporters who seem confused when the press is mean to their candidate.

I think the chunk of years after 911 where the press went insane and forgot that their job is not to be professional "fluffers" to politicians.

Press: "Look Bush's penis isn't fully erect. Let's praise his leadership again!"

The press is supposed to be mean and be disliked by candidates. When they aren't they are suspect at best, IMV.

At Wed Mar 26, 02:07:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

John J.: It was satire, the joke being that Hillary has in ideed been running a negitive campaign. I'll try to be less obscure in future.

Dean Wormer: Mmm! I love chili con incarnate! Thanks!

Spirula: Hey! Don't speak ill of bunnies! I have a whole army of giant killer bunnies that want to have a word with you... ;o)

Distributorcap: Thanks, DCap! I was torn to make a joke about Hillary, but this was such an extreme "error."

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: Ha! That's great! I have linked to your post!

Jess Wundrun: Alright, Spirula. You heard the lady, Spirula! Get thee to a bloggery!

Randal Graves: Some show more talant at this then others, it would seem...

Swinebread: ??? I am not sure that I understand your reference.

MWB's World: "professional 'fluffers' to politicians" - Oh, so that's how McCain keeps it up! (Ick! I am going to go throw up now.)


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