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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

When Superman Gets Creepy...

23 Comments:

At Wed Mar 19, 10:35:00 AM, Anonymous said...: The title of next month's issue: "Lois Gets a Restraining Order."
At Wed Mar 19, 12:59:00 PM, mwb said...: "gets creepy"? The dude run around in tights with his underwear on the outside. Uses extra vision to check out people. etc.

I'm surprised he allowed to walk the streets!
At Wed Mar 19, 01:00:00 PM, mwb said...: Or that would be x-ray vision - which is I suppose "extra"...
At Wed Mar 19, 02:17:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Oh well, The Eradicator will see to it that justice is done.
At Wed Mar 19, 07:10:00 PM, Faded said...: I totally feel like the woman in that pic ...

well, if you say so...
At Wed Mar 19, 08:09:00 PM, Steve said...: That line used to work wonders for me in college
Really

Stop laughing.
At Wed Mar 19, 08:40:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: I see doubting Thomas everywhere today.

That's fine, I may not agree with what you say or do, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

And with friends like these, who needs enemies?
At Wed Mar 19, 08:42:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: I see the chickens have come home to roost.
At Wed Mar 19, 09:37:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: I don't see what's not to understand. He neared you after going on patrol and his true love detector is making him all glowy.

It makes perfect sense.
At Wed Mar 19, 09:49:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Those of us who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

And those who are without sin can cast the first one, brothers and sisters.
At Wed Mar 19, 10:50:00 PM, Sleestak said...: I used to do that using the alarm on my cell phone. That trick never works.
At Thu Mar 20, 07:53:00 AM, Comrade Kevin said...: I think it's time to understand where our true enemy is, and that's between our ears.

The only wars we fight are within our heads.

And how is your head, brother and sister?
At Thu Mar 20, 08:54:00 AM, Angry Ballerina said...: I want one.
At Thu Mar 20, 10:16:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: Superman's got no game.

He could've used-

"Hey, want to come up to my apartment and see my miniature city?"

or

"The 'S' stands for 'Schlong.'"

or

"I won't be faster than a speeding bullet with you, baby."

But instead he throws out that weak crap.
At Thu Mar 20, 11:00:00 AM, Comrade Kevin said...: What's the ugliest part of your body?

Some say your nose
Some say your toes

But I think it's your mind.
At Thu Mar 20, 12:34:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: The chicken population seems to grow more and more with every passing post.

Thanks for the help.
At Thu Mar 20, 02:30:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: i dont think George Reeves or Christopher Reeve had one of those watches
At Thu Mar 20, 06:06:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Nope.

And I certainly don't, either.
At Thu Mar 20, 11:21:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: I think Lois's mood ring just turned black.
At Fri Mar 21, 09:12:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Kirby: Ack! But who would enforce it? It's hard to be the girlfriend of a super-duper hero!

MWB's World: Don't be silly! I often wear my underpants outside! Especially when I get the newspaper in the morning.

MWB's World: X-Ray vision is easy, when you have a cool pair of X-Ray Spex!

Comrade Kevin: Indeed! But won't Kal-El just watch a projection of Kem-L and learn how to control the Eradicator?

Fade: Is it the hairdo? Or the feeling of hopelessness when confronted with a ridiculous situation?

Pidomon: **stifled guffaw** I wasn't laughing! Really!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ack! Perfect sense? You've been reading too many comic books!

Sleestak: Hey! Good trick. I'm gonna try that!

Germaine Gregarious: It might have been the Red Kryptonite Mickey Finn cocktail I slipped him!

Angry Ballerina: **Sigh.** Me too.

Dean Wormer: When asking for a date, I would probably refrain from using the word "miniature."

Übermilf: I am sure that he would be glad to show you!

Distributorcap: That's the problem with Hollywood! Not enough ridiculous Kryptonian gadgets!

Freida Bee: Lois Lane has a Mood Ring? Cool! Maybe I can help her make it change color!
At Fri Mar 21, 02:28:00 PM, dguzman said...: Bastidd thinks he can get away with anything...
At Fri Mar 21, 06:58:00 PM, Batocchio said...: I'm not whether to be encouraged or dismayed that Superman's using a line and a gimmick.
At Sat Mar 22, 11:08:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dguzman Damned Kryptonians! They think they own the place.

Batocchio dismayed + encouraged = discouraged! :o(

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