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Friday, April 18, 2008

Debate and Switch

Guess who isn't wearing a flag pin?

22 Comments:

At Fri Apr 18, 07:03:00 AM, Christopher said...: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant!
At Fri Apr 18, 07:03:00 AM, Joe said...: Ha. Well done.

I'm glad now, in retrospect, that I didn't watch the debate. I think I would've ended up shooting my TV, Elvis style, after screaming myself hoarse at the two "moderators"
At Fri Apr 18, 07:33:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: "Mother, do you sometimes have that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?"

"Why, yes dear. Whenever I watch those hacks on ABC".

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I didn't watch either but I am amazed that the network that broke the torture scandal didn't even mention it during the debate. (Correct me if I'm wrong. That was the sense I got from cruising the interwebs yesterday.)
At Fri Apr 18, 09:03:00 AM, Spirula said...: I love it.

Have you thought of emailing it to ABC? Or, better yet, NBC or CBS.
At Fri Apr 18, 12:43:00 PM, mwb said...: He doesn't need to. It's tattooed on "Little Stephan."

Here's a magnifying glass - take a look.
At Fri Apr 18, 12:47:00 PM, BAC said...: This is excellent, but please do one for Charles Gibson as well. I'm still upset that he bumped a woman out of the anchor chair at ABC.

BAC
At Fri Apr 18, 12:47:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: It's driving me nuts that this was all this uproar and George is basically using that as an excuse to say "See? We were actually doing our jobs."

The little toad.
At Fri Apr 18, 01:04:00 PM, Dave The Angry Rhode Islander said...: Is that douche Feta scented?

apologies to my Greek friends...
At Fri Apr 18, 01:46:00 PM, pissed off patricia said...: Damn! That's perfect!
At Fri Apr 18, 06:59:00 PM, Unknown said...: Does that also mean that Christians that don't wear a cross around their necks are not faithful, too?
At Fri Apr 18, 08:29:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Without a flag pin, how do we know he's 'Mercan?
At Sat Apr 19, 06:40:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: you know all those flag pins are probably made in China
At Sun Apr 20, 04:23:00 AM, Batocchio said...: "Mom, after watching the filthy job by ABC, I just don't feel fresh!"

D'oh! Jess beat me to it! Well, Stephanopoulus still dangerously sucks up to Bush.

And yeah, Jess, the torture thing struck me, too. The new wrinkle was their scoop!

Hmm, hey Dr. Z, somehow when I think Charlie Gibson I'm thinking "enema." Or is that best left for Hannity, since, y'know, as the saying goes, if ya gave him an enema he'd cease to exist?
At Sun Apr 20, 08:09:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: You know who's happy? Me. You know why? I'm ignoring the media.

We had tacos and watched "Raiders of the Lost Ark" last night.

It was awesome.
At Sun Apr 20, 09:25:00 AM, Dean Wormer said...: ubermilf-

That sounds like a PERFECT night.

We're going to have a little Raiders marathon in my house in anticipation of the new movie next month.
At Sun Apr 20, 07:36:00 PM, Liz said...: I love your blog!
At Sun Apr 20, 09:39:00 PM, Spocko said...: I always wear my Federation pin. Of course it now doubles as a communicator too.

I'll bet a lot of you haven't figured out that the flag pins on some of these people actually have a camera in the stars field. They are WATCHING you and recording who aren't good Americans.
At Sun Apr 20, 10:01:00 PM, libhom said...: LOL about Stephenopolous and the flag pin.

spocko: You are scaring me. he he
At Mon Apr 21, 06:09:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Christopher: Thank you! It's kind of a hackneyed joke, really. :o)

Bubs: Thanks! And I agree. I missed it too, and am also glad that I did so in retrospect. I think that I would have carried my TV all the way upstairs just so I could fling out of a second story window.

Jess Wundrun: Even I get that not-so-fresh-feeling after watching crap like this! Protecting the administration from the exposure of their own mistakes? That seems to be the media's chief job as of late.

Spirula: Ha! Thanks. I can't imagine that they would find it interesting. ;o)

MWB: OK, that's kind of creeping me out - like some of the TV shows that you post about! ;o)

BAC: Thanks! I had to focus on one of them or the joke would have gotten muddled. I'll figure out something for Charles Gibson eventually.

Dean Wormer: Clearly the mainstream media is not the voice of the people, but that of the GOP and the corporations that they serve.

Dave The Angry Rhode Islander: Ha! Gouda one!

Pissed Off Patricia: Thanks, Patricia!

Mathman6293: Only if the media decides that's what they want to say, apparently.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Because he is clearly pissed off at the status quo! What could be more American than that? ;o)

Distributorcap: Yep! With lead based paint, no doubt!

Batocchio: A Charlie Gibson "enema"? I'm not sure that's the right message, although he is certainly full of crap. Let me think about it...

Übermilf: I love that movie! especially Karen Allen. (She was in Starman as well.)

Dean Wormer: Do you think that the new "Raiders of the Lost Ark" film wil be any good?

Angry Ballerina: Thanks! (I think...)

Liz: Thanks! Yours is pretty cool too!

Spocko: That's silly! They aren't watching you from their flag pins! They are watching you from your televison set! That's why I line my underpants with tin foil. (It's crinkly!)

Libhom: Thanks! Spocko is kind of scary dude. Check out his blog!
At Mon Apr 21, 03:10:00 PM, Grama for Obama said...: Did you notice that Hillary wasn't wearing a flag pin either? Why didn't he ask her about it?
At Tue Apr 22, 07:49:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Swinebread: I don't know. THe MSM has brainwashed him.

Grama for Obama: Apparently only Obama can get in trouble for that particular faux pas.
At Sun Apr 27, 12:57:00 PM, dmarks said...: "Hmm, hey Dr. Z, somehow when I think Charlie Gibson I'm thinking "enema.""

That's a mispelling of Barack's surname that is quite new to me.

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