Sen. John McCain's wife, Cindy was in the news today
when her "McCain Family Recipes" for Ahi tuna, rosemary chicken and farfalle pasta that were posted on Sen. McCain's election website turned out to have been lifted from (copied word for word, in fact) from the Food Network website.
"Apparently a Web intern added the Food Network to our policy team without her knowing it," McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds deadpanned yesterday. "He was swiftly dealt with, and the page is down for revision."
It would seem that the intern got the recipes that have been handed down for generations from the head chefs for the McCain family household accidently mixed up with the recipes on the Food Network website. There is still some question as to how this could have happened, but further clarification on this point is not possible at this time as the intern in question is still in a coma after an unfortunate on-the-job accident.
What is being overlooked in these reports is the background story of Cindy McCain herself. As heiress to an enormous fortune, she is guaranteed to to garner the support and win over the hearts of Middle American voters in much the same way that Paris Hilton does. Her wealth can also be a huge political asset to Sen. McCain, as she can easily afford to buy and sell many local election officials.
Cindy McCain is also the chair of Hensley & Co., one of the largest Anheuser-Busch distributors in the nation. Think about it - What could capture the attention of male voters more than a blonde who makes beer?
Voters are entranced with the creepy and unnatural youthful appearance of the Senator's wife, but this is only a superficial observation. Cindy McCain's natural beauty is more than skin deep, she is also a very spiritual person...
Within her zombie heart Cindy McCain is a committed Stockbroker for Jesus,
an offshoot of Evangelical Corporatism
. As a member of the First Baptist Church of the Gooey Death, she is able to express her sacred love of god and divine hatred of gays and liberals. Religion has taught her to stop worrying and love the "Almighty Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran"
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"I reveal my innermost neocon to my god!"