Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Sometimes I Am So Humble, I Amaze Even Myself!

No time for blogging today! It's my birthday! I was born in 3795 A.D., which means that I am negative 1787 years old! (Try and explain that to the DMV.) Germaine Gregarious and I are off to a birthday party that the voters are throwing for me at a local Pennsylvania bar. We are going to drink shots of Crown Royal on television to prove that I am not an elitist! (I am, in fact, a humble ape of the people.) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video that tells the tale of what a beautiful young girl did in the family pool while her parents were away! (And she isn't wearing a swimsuit - Oo-La-La!)

Banana Twinkies for everybody!

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At Tue Apr 15, 07:48:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

Yay! I get to be the first to say Happy Birthday, ya big ape! You just get younger every year.

Now go blow out the candles on your tax return.

At Tue Apr 15, 08:18:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Bonne anniversaire, fellow member of the animal kingdom. I will consume alcoholic beverages in your honor. But only while at work.

At Tue Apr 15, 08:44:00 AM, Blogger Devilham said...

Hey! Happy Birthday Dr.Z!!!! And many more to you as well!

At Tue Apr 15, 08:56:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

Happy Birthday! And you don't look a day over negative 1788 I must say.

At Tue Apr 15, 09:02:00 AM, Blogger Spirula said...

Happy Birthday, or fetus day, or embryo day, or zygote day, or gamete day...whichever.

Say, I did something just like that pooch once. Once. Then they filled the pool.

At Tue Apr 15, 09:47:00 AM, Blogger Bob said...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Z!!

At Tue Apr 15, 10:26:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

I was born in 3795 A.D., which means that I am negative 1787 years old! (Try and explain that to the DMV.)

They probably thought you were trying to complain about your place in line.

At Tue Apr 15, 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Anaïs Nohant said...

Is that in Ape Years? Happy Birthday, Dr.Zaius!

At Tue Apr 15, 11:10:00 AM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Happy Birthday from Mars, the Red Planet of Love!

At Tue Apr 15, 12:32:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

Happy Birthday Dr. Z! Hope you have a super swanky day!

At Tue Apr 15, 02:17:00 PM, Blogger dguzman said...

Happy birthday, you damned dirty ape! May I have TWO twinkies?

At Tue Apr 15, 02:34:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Happy B-day.

Do we saw you and count the rings now or after midnight?

At Tue Apr 15, 04:00:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

I prefer Ho-Hos, didn't ya know?

At Tue Apr 15, 06:16:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...


Happy Birthday,
My dear friend
Presinential to the end
Don't let the Crown
Go to your head
Else we find you
Holding someone's Crunky.

Seriously. Happy Birthday!

At Tue Apr 15, 06:42:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

happy b-day to you!
happy b-day to you!
happy b-day
dear ape man
happy b-day to you...
and many more

At Tue Apr 15, 08:14:00 PM, Blogger pidomon said...

may your underpants be extra happy today!

At Tue Apr 15, 11:03:00 PM, Blogger Kevin said...

Congrats, you young thing!

I hope you have two slices of cake tonight!



At Wed Apr 16, 06:32:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jess Wundrun: Thank you, Jess! The Ides of April are a magical time... For accountants!

Randal Graves: Yay! You know what makes a good chaser? Xerox toner! Thanks, Randal!

Devilham: Thanks, Devilham!

Unconventional Conventionist: Ha! (I laughed out load at that!) You are very kind! Thank you, Unconventional Conventionist!

Spirula: Ouch! Remember, when cavorting in a pool p don't forget the water! Thank you, Spirula!

Bob: Thanks, Bob!

Dean Wormer: Ha! The DMV is like the Seventh Circle of Hell. Hurry up and wait!

Anaïs Nohant: I ask you, is there really any other kind? Thank you, Anaïs Nohant!

SamuraiFrog: Thank you, Samurai Frog!

Becca: Thank you, Becca!

Dguzman: But of course! Don't eat the wrappers though. I made that mistake once. Thank you, Dguzman!

MWB: Thank you, MWB! You are supposed tot ake core samples after your victi... er, subject is dead, you know.

GETkristiLOVE: I prefer Ho-Hos too. Mmm... Chocolatey!

Freida Bee: Thank you, Freida Bee! That's a lovely poem! One part I don't understand, though... You don't want me to wear my crown on my head? Where shall I put it? ;o)

Liberality: Thank you, Liberality! Another lovely poem. You are very kind.

Pidomon: Yay! Thank you for the words of encouragement for my Happy Underpants, Pidomon.

Kevin: Thanks, Tengrain! I shall indeed eat two slices of cake. Chocolate!

At Wed Apr 16, 08:04:00 AM, Blogger Splotchy said...

Happy birthday yesterday, Dr Z!

At Thu Apr 17, 06:35:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Thanks, Splotchy!

At Thu Apr 17, 01:08:00 PM, Blogger angry ballerina said...


At Sat Apr 19, 05:45:00 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Bah, late to ze party, as usual.

Happy Birfday, Dr. Z. I sure hope you saved me a Twinky.

At Mon Apr 21, 06:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Angry Ballerina: Thanks, Angry Ballerina! I was late on your birthday too!

ThePoliticalCat: Thanks, Political Cat! Have two Twinkies! We saved them for you!

At Mon Apr 21, 11:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Belated salutations, Dr. Z! I was busy dealing with my own offspring turning 14 that day and missed your milestone.

Happy Birthday!


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