Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, October 30, 2008

The Latest News From the Campaign Trail

 
Things are going swell on the campaign trail...


Despite the petty bickering amongst the candidates...


But there are those in the Mainstream Media that have claimed that Germaine Gregarious and the girls of the LGPPP have been "unfriendly" to the press...


Some have tried to paint Ms. Gregarious as some sort of "diva"...


Others have called her a "whack job"...

(Trust me, when Ms. Gregarious whacks someone, they stay whacked!)



The media has even gone so far as to unfairly focus on some of my campaign's innocent wardrobe expenditures on certain political necessities such as bikinis, mini skirts and go go boots... (And plenty of ammunition and plastic explosives, of course!)


I think that the American public just needs to get to know the real Germaine Gregarious. She understands the subtle intricacies of the Zaius Campaign's agenda on domestic affairs...


She has been instrumental in bringing out the all important wiener vote...


...She has lots of foreign policy experience...


...And despite what some might say, I can assure you that Germaine Gregarious puts on her diamonds one caret at a time, just like any other American girl.


Only the Zaius/Gregarious team has the gravitas needed to ruin run this country...


...we shall be prepared to destroy save mankind from day one!


...After some chocolate cake and ice cream, of course.
 

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7 Comments:

At Thu Oct 30, 09:55:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Lure 'em with chocolate cake, ice cream and lesbian secret agents before the brain drilling. Vote for Diva/Nunly 'cause we won't make you do anything! Why? We took all the wingnut welfare loot!

 
At Thu Oct 30, 11:36:00 PM, Blogger nightjar said...

Stunning array of images Dr Z. I especially liked the weiner charming one. How DOES she do that. :)

 
At Fri Oct 31, 11:10:00 AM, Blogger DivaJood said...

Yes, we won't make people do anything and we're giving free beer, donuts, chocolate and strawberries to everyone. So there.

 
At Fri Oct 31, 11:44:00 PM, Blogger Swinebread said...

I'll take Germaine Gregarious' "unfriendly" any day!

 
At Sat Nov 01, 03:35:00 PM, Blogger Karla said...

Not to change the subject or anything from your vital campaign efforts, but I don't think I ever mentioned My Sibling's no-longer-so-new venture, Archelaus Cards (http://www.archelaus-cards.com/) and I wouldn't want the Zaius/Gregarious campaign to miss out on the chance to look over the political cards before those get yanked from the site due to Change of Regime! And then there are just the ... hmm... other weird things that might appeal to Dr. Zaius for other reasons.

 
At Sun Nov 02, 02:10:00 AM, Blogger Odile said...

Every thing can wait after the chocolate cake and ice cream...

 
At Mon Nov 03, 11:19:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Randal Graves: Ha! The jokes on you - American money is no longer worth anything!

Nightjar: Thanks, Nightjar! Weiner charming is very important in an election of this sort, I am sure that you agree. ;o)

DivaJood: Ha! You have no chocolate cake on your agenda!

Swinebread: I agree! Yowsa!

Karla: Very nice! I have blogrolled his site for future generations. Does he have a blog, perhaps?

Odile: Yes! Time and tide wait for no man... But I want my chocolate cake and ice cream right now!

 

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