Oh, Poop.
"...In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people. Let's resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long..." CNN
Oh, poop. Partisanship, pettiness and immaturity are my meat and potatoes!
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I'm sure you'll find your way. Many of us rely on you to give is our daily poop scoop. There are still plenty of Republicans with scandals yet to hit the fan. Palin will be good for a laugh for quite awhile. And then there will be the marriage between Lindsay Graham and McCain. That should be fun.
You my dear, are soon going to find yourself in the same boat as Jon Stewart, Robert Colbert, and the rest of the people on both our blog rolls.
You will have nothing to complain about for 4 years.
Unless someone fucks it up.
I wouldn't worry too much, Doc. If Republicans can't kick habits like suckling up to lobbyist dollars or tap dancing in public restrooms... I'm pretty sure we'll get plenty of partisanship from them for years to come.
To borrow a line from Inherit the Wind - I see my job as to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. And while W, Cheney and McCain's crony pals may be a little unhappy this week, they are still very comfortable.
How is it that when Democrats are taking power they are exhorted to be nonpartisan and to get along with the republicans no matter what? The Democratic party IS partisan. And it's the republicans who are always so immature, petty and poisonous. When you are dealing with a party like that it is hard to get anything done but heaven forbid we get in their face about it.
24 hour cable news networks suck.
I am pretty sure you are on Obama's short list for Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, Dr. Z. I wouldn't worry. I, however, seem to be out of a poet laureate position. I'll have to appoint myself Secretary of Some and Such Nonsense, since he's obviously slackin' and hasn't asked me yet.
Cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast, say I.
Partisanship, pettiness and immaturity are my meat and potatoes!
I usually go with meat and potatoes. Poisoned. Anyone hungry?
There will always be the poop joke!
Oh man, if you're Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, I'm so there.
Wherever there is, I am there.
Utah Savage: Are they married? I didn't even know they were dating! ;o)
Angry Ballerina: Ack! I shall be reduced to mocking Hollywood celebrities!
chaos4700: Well, there is some relief in that! :o)
ThoughtCriminal: That's the ticket! We'll take away their pillows and house slippers!
Liberality: The media is run by the wealthy, that's why. **sigh**
Anna: I know! I wish that I ould stop watching them!
Freida Bee: Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, eh? Will there be any gravy? :o)
Comrade Kevin: I thought that the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast was syrup...
Randal Graves: No thank you. I want to save room for dessert!
DCup: Indeed! The classics.
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You can help with the gravy!
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