Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Oh, Poop.


"...In this country, we rise or fall as one nation, as one people. Let's resist the temptation to fall back on the same partisanship and pettiness and immaturity that has poisoned our politics for so long..." CNN

Oh, poop. Partisanship, pettiness and immaturity are my meat and potatoes!

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At Thu Nov 06, 01:44:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

I'm sure you'll find your way. Many of us rely on you to give is our daily poop scoop. There are still plenty of Republicans with scandals yet to hit the fan. Palin will be good for a laugh for quite awhile. And then there will be the marriage between Lindsay Graham and McCain. That should be fun.

At Thu Nov 06, 06:04:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

You my dear, are soon going to find yourself in the same boat as Jon Stewart, Robert Colbert, and the rest of the people on both our blog rolls.

You will have nothing to complain about for 4 years.

Unless someone fucks it up.

At Thu Nov 06, 07:27:00 PM, Blogger chaos4700 said...

I wouldn't worry too much, Doc. If Republicans can't kick habits like suckling up to lobbyist dollars or tap dancing in public restrooms... I'm pretty sure we'll get plenty of partisanship from them for years to come.

At Thu Nov 06, 08:01:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

To borrow a line from Inherit the Wind - I see my job as to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. And while W, Cheney and McCain's crony pals may be a little unhappy this week, they are still very comfortable.

At Thu Nov 06, 10:23:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

How is it that when Democrats are taking power they are exhorted to be nonpartisan and to get along with the republicans no matter what? The Democratic party IS partisan. And it's the republicans who are always so immature, petty and poisonous. When you are dealing with a party like that it is hard to get anything done but heaven forbid we get in their face about it.

At Thu Nov 06, 10:56:00 PM, Blogger anna said...

24 hour cable news networks suck.

At Fri Nov 07, 07:26:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I am pretty sure you are on Obama's short list for Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, Dr. Z. I wouldn't worry. I, however, seem to be out of a poet laureate position. I'll have to appoint myself Secretary of Some and Such Nonsense, since he's obviously slackin' and hasn't asked me yet.

At Fri Nov 07, 09:30:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast, say I.

At Fri Nov 07, 10:40:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Partisanship, pettiness and immaturity are my meat and potatoes!

I usually go with meat and potatoes. Poisoned. Anyone hungry?

At Fri Nov 07, 02:27:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will always be the poop joke!

At Fri Nov 07, 09:56:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh man, if you're Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, I'm so there.

Wherever there is, I am there.

At Fri Nov 07, 11:52:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Utah Savage: Are they married? I didn't even know they were dating! ;o)

Angry Ballerina: Ack! I shall be reduced to mocking Hollywood celebrities!

chaos4700: Well, there is some relief in that! :o)

ThoughtCriminal: That's the ticket! We'll take away their pillows and house slippers!

Liberality: The media is run by the wealthy, that's why. **sigh**

Anna: I know! I wish that I ould stop watching them!

Freida Bee: Secretary of Meat and Potatoes, eh? Will there be any gravy? :o)

Comrade Kevin: I thought that the cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast was syrup...

Randal Graves: No thank you. I want to save room for dessert!

DCup: Indeed! The classics.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: You can help with the gravy!


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