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Friday, July 24, 2009

Barbie Turns Fifty

6 Comments:

At Fri Jul 24, 12:14:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: And Ken at 50 still won't be able to find his sack. Of potatoes, you freaks.
At Fri Jul 24, 02:30:00 PM, Mac from Oregon said...: Your Ken has a sack?
At Fri Jul 24, 11:55:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Yick. Reminds me of that scene from Brazil.
At Sat Jul 25, 09:12:00 AM, Karla said...: Turning 50 is not, of course, automatic cause for either plastic surgery or losing one's looks. However, Barbie is a good candidate for both!

I personally will continue to look better every year for another 50 years.
At Sun Jul 26, 06:50:00 PM, susan said...: As she's always been, Barbie couldn't look worse. A few wrinkles might soften the ego a bit.

Brazil is a must-watch every few years at our house.
At Tue Jul 28, 10:27:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Clearly French fries are in Ken's future...

Mac from Oregon: Of potatoes, apparently. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: The picture is stolen from a still of Brazil!

Karla: I am sure that the plastic in plastic surgery will match Barbie's personality, and no doubt you shall continue to exhibit the same level of modesty for the next 50 years as well. ;o)

Susan: I love the movie Brazil! Barbie in real life would have a tiny head and deformed body, sort of like a super model! ;o)

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