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Friday, July 10, 2009

I Had the Strangest Dream About Annette Funicello

11 Comments:

At Fri Jul 10, 09:50:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Someone hasn't been listening to Nancy Reagan.
At Fri Jul 10, 11:45:00 AM, Tengrain said...: I had a similar dream, but I woke up humming Pineapple Princess instead.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Jul 10, 12:05:00 PM, ZIRGAR said...: I had the exact same dream last night, except instead Annette Funicello it was brown gravy and instead of waking up eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, I awoke with my face down in the toilet. Eerily similar. Weird.
At Sun Jul 12, 05:04:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I've been in love with her since I was 10 years old. Thanks.
At Sun Jul 12, 09:33:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: Ounce per ounce, Skippy peanut butter has more protein than hot dogs OR hamburgers.
At Sun Jul 12, 01:21:00 PM, Anonymous said...: They must put crack in Reese's. It's the one mass produced milk chocolate candy I can't seem to give up. Everything else has got to be dark chocolate, handmade by blind Jewish nuns in Greenland. I'm that special.
At Mon Jul 13, 08:15:00 PM, Anonymous said...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z47KB-D66WE
At Wed Jul 15, 12:07:00 PM, Aaron B. Pryor said...: Sure. But does "Pajama Party" include skydiving, a mermaid, and one boy feeding another boy a wiener?
At Thu Jul 16, 10:26:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Shh! Don't talk about Nancy Reagan. I don't want to have dreams about her! THat would be a nightmare.

Tengrain: That's a great song! ;o)

Zirgar: Ick! I don't think that we had the same dream at all...

Zoey and Me: Annette is indeed very awesome! ;o)

Übermilf: Yes, but choosy mothers choose Jif! ;o)

The Ardent Thread: All chocolate is good, but some is better than others!

Jang-chub Ozer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU7nG3KvZDA

Brady Bonk: Ha! I already did a post about "Beach Blanket Bingo". How did you get the link to start at a specific point like that??!?! Cool!
At Thu Jul 16, 09:35:00 PM, BAC said...: I had that same dream ... and my pillow was missing ...

BAC
At Sat Jul 18, 12:16:00 PM, Mac from Oregon said...: I was in love with Annette when she showed up with bumps under her Mousekateer T-shirt. I wasn't even sure what they were at the time but I learned. I liked Darlene, too.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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