Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Frankenbama Conquers the World!

America's first foreign president is an Islamo-fascist...

Bent on destroying the country...

America has only one remainging hope...

25 Comments:

At Sat Oct 31, 01:41:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: I never liked Frankenbama. Now, Count Cheney, that's a delicious cereal!

The Metamorphosis II: a bug wakes up one day to find out.....he's Sarah Palin!
At Sat Oct 31, 03:18:00 PM, Teresita said...: The only thing that keeps a thrill from running too far up Chris Matthew's leg when he sees Frankenbama is a healthy intake of the ol' Grape Juice Plus.
At Sat Oct 31, 10:09:00 PM, Matthew Hubbard said...: I'm used to seeing disturbing images on the Interwebs, and on Halloween more people are trying to be disturbing than usual.

But today... you win.
At Sun Nov 01, 12:09:00 AM, Sleestak said...: Oh holy spanking crap.
At Sun Nov 01, 11:23:00 AM, Laura said...: Ahem.. is that spider... *eating* her???
Who knew you could train incests to do such things! :P

((Hugs))
Laura
At Sun Nov 01, 02:55:00 PM, Unknown said...: Arachnolingus: kinky...
I thought the democrats were the frisky party.
At Sun Nov 01, 04:22:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: thed black widow strikes again
At Sun Nov 01, 08:12:00 PM, Unknown said...: The problem, you see, is the Abbey Normal brain. But he did get through Harvard and Bush got through Yale with little more than a brain stem...so maybe we should be considering reanimating Roosevelt 2016. He needs to come up to speed and we need to relax term limits for the undead.
At Mon Nov 02, 10:23:00 AM, Darius Whiteplume said...: I think I pee'd a little there at the end.
At Mon Nov 02, 11:02:00 AM, Targa said...: Heh. All I can think of is "Aunt Nancy".
At Mon Nov 02, 11:12:00 AM, Michael Hart said...: Help me, Doctor; I've lost all respect for spiders.
At Mon Nov 02, 12:52:00 PM, okjimm said...: So... Sarah is into arachnid abuse! Kinky woman.
At Mon Nov 02, 12:57:00 PM, Mistress Quickly said...: Cross Obama & Frankenstein
What do you get?
James Carville
At Mon Nov 02, 03:18:00 PM, Melvin The Barbarian said...: I think I get what you're trying to tell us, Dr. Zaius. Sarah Palin is PROOF that humanity has no future. Right?
At Mon Nov 02, 07:11:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: So like, is she gonna crush it between her thighs or something?
At Mon Nov 02, 07:53:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Okay with the overhanging brow, and the straightened hair, Frankenbama looks a lot like Condaleeza Rice.

Fucking Scare Dr Z! I am totally freaking out!
At Mon Nov 02, 07:55:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Yes, Sunshine. You just need lots of Peanute Butter and Fruit Flies. Arachnolingus!

I wish I had read all the comments before I posted. I think I tinkled a bit at the end too.
At Mon Nov 02, 11:25:00 PM, susan said...: Damn, that's so far over the top I think I just felt the universe go into reverse. Black hole here I come.
heheheh
At Tue Nov 03, 04:00:00 PM, Utah Savage said...: OOHHH NOOOO! Not Sarah and her big hairy spider! Run children, run!
At Tue Nov 03, 06:39:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Who said it was big? And the real question is does it have any toilet paper pirates sailing it?
At Wed Nov 04, 05:01:00 AM, ZIRGAR said...: Ok, either we just found out the true origin of Spiderman or Sarah Palin forgot to shave down there...
At Wed Nov 04, 05:03:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Ha! Count ChocuCheney cereal! That's a great idea, I might steal it. ;o)

Teresita: I am guessing that we are all over the age of 18, so I think that we are all probably to "starry" to be speaking Nadsat. ;o)

Matty Boy: Yay! Thanks, Matty Boy! I think... ;o)

Sleestak: I think you have put it quite succinctly, Sleestak. ;o)

Sunshine: Curse of the Spider Woman! ;o)

Tea Break: What is suprising is that Sarah Palin promotes abstinence. Maybe this is soem kind of special arachnolingus abstinence! ;o)

Distributorcap: Palin does tend to stick to her own kind... ;o)

Hamed: Yeah! If we relax term limits for the undead, we could elect Dick Cheney! ;o)

Darius Whiteplume: Ha! Happy Halloween! :o)

Targa: Huh? Do you mean this "Aunt Nancy"? I don't get it. :o(

Michael Hart: Indeed! I had no idea that arachnids would stoop so low. ;o)

OKJimm: She is a many faceted female, that's for sure!

Mistress Quickly: Cross Dick Cheney and Dracula and what do you get? Redundant.

Melvin The Barbarian: Indeed! Sarah Palin is clear evidence of your inevitable downfall, a bright shining star of your impending doom! ;o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Only after she is impregnated! That's the way it is with arachnid romance. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: That's not true! Condaleeza Rice never looked that good! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Peanut Butter? Mmm...;o)

Susan: There is always a tipping point before the universe collapses in on itself... ;o)

Utah Savage: She's coming to get you, my sweeties! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Yo Ho Ho! ;o)
At Wed Nov 04, 09:30:00 AM, Targa said...: Heh.
Dr. Z, I meant this Aunt Nancy.

Humor failure on my part. :)
At Wed Nov 04, 09:49:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Ack! That's actually a very interesting story. I've never heard it! Thanks. :o)
At Sun Nov 08, 09:58:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Oh Dear Dr. You have topped even yourself with that last pick. I feel so conflicted on so many levels.

Newer Posts | Older Posts