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Friday, November 06, 2009

Glenn Beck Decides That His Appendix Is an Evil Agent of Nancy Pelosi

Get well soon, Glenn Beck! [ 2 ]

8 Comments:

At Fri Nov 06, 01:17:00 PM, Laura said...: Oh well. :)
I suppose he has pretty good health insurance! :)

I'm glad to see they've finally diagnosed his brain problem. Hmmmm... who would have thought that too much ice cream could make someone such a jackass! *slowly puts the ice cream away*...

((Hugs))
Laura
At Fri Nov 06, 10:30:00 PM, Teresita said...: You don't spend $5,000 for an operation on a five dollar dog.
At Sat Nov 07, 08:58:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I can't believe all this vitriol directed at America's Number One Performance Artist.
At Sat Nov 07, 08:46:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Love this one!
At Sun Nov 08, 04:00:00 PM, Unknown said...: I never noticed before how much Beck looks like a portly, dim-witted Alfred E Newman.

I wonder if Murdoch will finally take over Mad Magazine and turn it around like the other comix he's purchased.
At Mon Nov 09, 10:14:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sunshine: I must beg to differ with you on one small point... There is no such thing as TOO MUCH ice cream. ;o)

Teresita: You speak ill of the five dollar dogs everywhere that should not be compared to the likes of Glenn Beck. ;o)

Randal Graves: I used to put vitriol on my hair! But I don't go in for that greasy kid stuff any more. ;o)

GETkristiLOVE: Thanks, GETkristiLOVE! :o)

Tea Break: But at least Alfred E Newman was coherent. ;o)
At Fri Nov 13, 12:17:00 PM, Batocchio said...: This comment has been removed by the author.
At Fri Nov 13, 12:19:00 PM, Batocchio said...: I think the brain freeze is permanent, as is the glossolalia... and the cranial-rectal inversion.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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