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Friday, November 06, 2009

I am Obligated to Go... They're Serving Dessert!

No time for blogging today! I am off to the distant kingdom of Pelosiland to attend a meeting of Americans United for the Separation of Church and State this weekend.

I shall try to convince them of the relative merits of living under the gentle rule of a simian theocracy, and attempt to correct some of their many misguided notions about the origin of man and it's proper place in the pecking order of the universe.

Ms. Gregarious and I shall be forced to undergo great hardship and adversity to reach the meeting, as I know from experience that they only serve very meager and substandard refreshments during the flight. I shall be forced to famish myself for hour on end without proper sustinance...

But have no fear! Upon arrival in downtown Socialism Central, the good people at Americans United will be serving a highly nutritious meal complete with all of the ammenities. Two slices, please!

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At Fri Nov 06, 03:02:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Well now. I'm not sure about that flight but...
that cake looks tres delish!!!
Better make that 3 slices. :P One for me too!!!

A whole hour on end of no food! I don't know how you'll stand it!
Are you like me? You graze all day long. :D


At Fri Nov 06, 04:00:00 PM, Blogger DailyAblutions said...

You embark on a bold mission, indeed. The religous beliefs of the human are destructive and moronic!

Good luck and let me know if you need me to sing to the cat while you are away!

At Fri Nov 06, 09:22:00 PM, Blogger DivaJood said...

Hey, you must be a damn pinky liberal, thinking church and state should be seperated. Geeze. I mean, are Apes not god-feerin?

Good luck, and pass the taco sauce.

At Fri Nov 06, 09:29:00 PM, Blogger Teresita said...

I do support the separation of Church and Hate, but take care, Dr. Z, lest the State become your Church.

At Sat Nov 07, 06:59:00 AM, Blogger Mistress Quickly said...

Don't suppose they served peanuts, did they?

At Sat Nov 07, 08:44:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Sometimes I wonder about that common ancestor we both share.

At Sat Nov 07, 08:56:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

What about churches that serve cake, hippie?

At Sat Nov 07, 06:39:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

That looks suspiciously like a cherry flavored Kool-Aid cake to me. I'd be very careful if I were you and Ms. Gregarious. At least by staying hungry you may live to eat again..

At Sat Nov 07, 08:47:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Boy that Ms. Gregarious sure is keeping a low profile these days.

At Sat Nov 07, 09:11:00 PM, Blogger zencomix said...

All this talk of cake....tsk tsk... what about the pie?

At Sun Nov 08, 07:39:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

sorry i missed you this year
hope you had fun

At Mon Nov 09, 09:59:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sunshine: I would gladly share my cake with you! As long as I get two slices. As someone who is decidely cakeiverous, I spend the day grazing as well. :o)

DailyAblutions: Thank you for your kind thoughts, DailyAblutions! I had to call my cat, Captain Nemo, every two hours on my cell phone and sing to him even though he had the run of the house and control of both TV sets. ;o)

DivaJood: Apes are indeed god fearing! Only we believe in the real god, The Lawgiver. ;o)

Teresita: Sound advice, but I fear it is not my party that worships their leaders. We can't even agree where to go for lunch! ;o)

Mistress Quickly: No, but they did have these delicious little cakes! ;o)

Comrade Kevin: Our common ancestor is certainly the most unwelcome cousin the in the simian family, let me tell you. As apes evolved from men, we have of course lost all of your undesirable human traits, of course. ;o)

Randal Graves: Churches that serve cake will be evaluated on a slice-by-slice basis, of course. ;o)

Susan: Cherry flavored Kool-Aid cake? My favorite! ;o)

GETkristiLOVE: Ms. Gregarious keeping a low profile has absolutely nothing to do with the string of lobbyist murders that have recently taken place in Washington. She is completely innocent and this can be proven by her perfect record: 37 arrests, no convictions. ;o)

Zencomix: I am completely bipartisan. I like pie too! ;o)

Distributorcap: We missed you DCap. :o(


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