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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Welcome To Loserville, Mr. Hoffman


I must say that I disagree with Google News in their choice of using the gubernatorial races as their headline last night. Which one do you think is the real headline?

House special election Conservative party candidate Doug Hoffman was defeated by a Democrat, Bill Owens, in a district that has not been represented by a Democrat since the Civil War. This resounding loss took place despite efforts by Republican party leaders Sarah Palin, Dick Armey, and Glenn Beck to oust Republican candidate Dede Scozzafava and insert Hoffman as their own personal dark horse contender in an attempt to purge moderates from the GOP.


Two Republicans, former state attorney general Bob McDonnell in and Former federal prosecutor Chris Christie won in elections for governor in Virginia and New Jersey. Since 1989, the party winning the White House has always gone on to lose the gubernatorial races in both states the following year.


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At Wed Nov 04, 06:28:00 AM, Blogger Teresita said...

It's hard for third parties to break through. I should know, I vote Libertarian more often than not. If the GOP had dumped Scuzzywuzzy from the gitgo and coalesced behind Hoffman, this wouldn't have happened. Thanks for nothing, Newt!

At Wed Nov 04, 07:09:00 AM, Blogger ZIRGAR said...

In Virginia and New Jersey, since 1989, the party winning the White House has always gone on to lose the gubernatorial races in both states the following year. So the GOP says this is a resurgence, eh? Yeah, right. Like a fart's a hurricane. And it's been since the 70's that the POTUS party stayed the same as the VA governors party in an off year election. But this is clearly not a historic trend, but proof of GOP validity today. LMAO

At Wed Nov 04, 07:45:00 AM, Blogger Matty Boy said...

Doc, you take the breaking news of today and put it in historical perspective.

These weird super-intelligent ape of the future ways of yours are the reason why you could never find employment in a human-run news organization.

At Wed Nov 04, 09:42:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Where is the spider!?

At Wed Nov 04, 10:09:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Um, the only Owens victory that has ever counted was Jesse's who was, by the way, a conservative going up against that liberal, fascist regime of Nazi Germany.

At Wed Nov 04, 11:40:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

Seeing Eye Chick~ I think the Spider is still up her skirt. ;P

He does look like a loser with that vest on. ;P


At Wed Nov 04, 09:39:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

It's all so pitiful if you think about it for more than half a second. Buncha clowns, the lotta them.

At Thu Nov 05, 09:12:00 AM, Blogger Jess Wundrun said...

According to a Rasmussen poll released on Monday, for the third straight month (we don't count gay months like May or February) the number of Americans who consider themselves to be Democrats increased while the number of self-loathing, er, identifying Republicans has dropped. The Rasmussen poll numbers gives GOP'ers at 30% - not the widely touted 20%. Oh and regardless of trends, Corzine was a wildly unpopular governor in a usually D state, and Virginia may vote D sometimes, but is still pretty southern and red.

At Thu Nov 05, 09:56:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

If I avoid "The News™", will I really be less informed?

At Thu Nov 05, 04:02:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Teresita: I am sure that your Party will be a lot better off once you purge those filthy bleeding-heart liberals like Newt Gingritch. ;o)

Zirgar: I don't know... Some of my farts seem like hurricanes! ;o)

Matty Boy: You are very kind Matty Boy, but what club would I join that would have me as a member? ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: You don't want to know. ;o)

Randal Graves: Yeah! THat was when "President" Obama still had that funny mustache! ;o)

Sunshine: Did you ever see Conservative party candidate Doug Hoffman on camera? He was so far out of his depth that needed a life raft! ;o)

Susan: Buncha clowns, yes. Scary clowns. :o(

Jess Wundrun: Well, you have to remember that the media only follows polls when FOX News says it's OK. ;o)

Übermilf: But of course you will be less informed if you avoid "The News™"! Where else would you get your important Celebity Gossip™?


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