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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

The Giant Anti-Gay Jesus Boobs Win!

Miss California gets to keep her Giant Anti-Gay Jesus Boobs! [ 2 ]

12 Comments:

At Wed Nov 04, 06:30:00 AM, Teresita said...: Proverbs 5:19 Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

Can I get an amen?
At Wed Nov 04, 09:41:00 AM, Anonymous said...: You know Dr Z. You give me hope in this sick world. Verily. Forsoothe.
At Wed Nov 04, 09:41:00 AM, Anonymous said...: You know Dr Z. You give me hope in this sick world. Verily. Forsoothe.
At Wed Nov 04, 10:10:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Everyone knows that silicone is a homophobe.
At Wed Nov 04, 10:20:00 AM, okjimm said...: I'm getting your posts mixed up.... Giant Sushi Boobs for Jesus?
At Wed Nov 04, 11:42:00 AM, Laura said...: THANK YOU JESUS!!!
I was worried that when I get photo shop and put my head on her frame I wouldn't have those perky boobs anymore!!

God really IS good. :)

((Hugs))
Laura
At Wed Nov 04, 12:02:00 PM, zencomix said...: See, my servants will prosper, they will be raised and lifted up and highly exalted.
Isaiah 52:13
At Wed Nov 04, 01:12:00 PM, Sleestak said...: I'm torn about this. I really am.
At Wed Nov 04, 02:42:00 PM, Tengrain said...: It's a double-victory for the Xristian Xrazies favorite topless sensation!

Regards,

Tengrain
At Thu Nov 05, 01:38:00 PM, Unknown said...: I read on TMZ that one porn king said the Prejean Sex Tape is filthy. How skanky do you have to be to repulse a porn publisher?

I am sure Jesus forgives you Carrie but don't blame him if he Purells his hand after he saves you.
At Thu Nov 05, 04:31:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Teresita: Jeepers! I got excited just reading that. Are you sure that's Christian? The Bible sure is confusing! ;o)

Zirgar: Baddingbamboom! Ha! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Did you ever see the cartoon "Daria"? The TV that they watch on that show is "Sick, Sad world", which is my favorite imaginary TV show! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Ditto! ;o)

Randal Graves: Are you sure that it's not a homophone? ;o)

OKJimm: Ack! I'm gonna need a lot more wasabi! ;o)

Sunshine: Hee hee! Are you really sure that you want to wear Giant Anti-Gay Jesus Boobs? ;o)

Zencomix: Jeepers! The Bible has a reference to the Playtex Cross-Your-Heat Bra! ;o0

Sleestak: I know! The news is so confusing. ;o)

Tengrain: Ack! "Double-Victory"! Ha! I should have thought of that. ;o)

Tea Break: Ack! Prejean Sex Tape? I wonder if this will affect her chances of becoming Sarah Palin's vice president? ;o)
At Thu Nov 05, 08:11:00 PM, Fran / Blue Gal said...: MY boobs will not forgive you for the Hello Kitty coat! Plus you closed comments on the HK coat. Two wrongs do not make a right.

Plus, you know me too well, Zaius.

I love you for dat. xo

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