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Thursday, December 03, 2009

A Snack? Am I Lucky or What?!?!?

8 Comments:

At Thu Dec 03, 09:13:00 AM, Laura said...: Dr. Zed! Do you have a new girlfriend or what???
And she's *gasp* cooking for you!!??

Sniff..
Fine! I made you a lovely Baked Chicken Penne AND chocolate Fudge for you over on my blog but.. fine.

Go eat and kiss your NEW girlfriend.

Click, click, click.. (my high heels running out of your blog)
Slam!!!!

((Hugs))
Laura
At Thu Dec 03, 09:28:00 AM, Jess Wundrun said...: Ha Ha! You DO know that "make a snack in my kitchen" is dirty talk for something that leads to a "bun in the oven".
At Thu Dec 03, 10:04:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: This is all very titillating. Can you make an ape/human hybrid?
At Thu Dec 03, 12:01:00 PM, Laura said...: Hmmm.. it would appear that (as usual) I missed "something". ;P

I don't need any more buns in my oven so ... go ahead and snack in her kitchen. :)
At Thu Dec 03, 01:05:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Snack in her kitchen, that phrase must enter the lexicon. Wasn't that a Bruce Lee movie? John Saxon! Good thing his name wasn't John Angle.
At Thu Dec 03, 01:42:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Jeepers! Be careful Dr. Z - she might be a witch, and then...she'll make you a snack in the kitchen.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Fri Dec 04, 08:55:00 AM, Mistress Quickly said...: Did she say snack or smack?
At Sat Dec 05, 12:07:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sunshine: I have to follow my stomach - I mean my heart, you know. ;o)

Wait - Did you say Baked Chicken Penne AND Chocolate Fudge? ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Jess Wundrun: Ha! I love dinner rolls. Is there any more butter? ;o)

Übermilf: That would be an abomination! Who would submit a poor ape child to such a horrifying disability! **Shudder** ;o)

Sunshine: Very well, then. Can I still have some baked chicken penne and chocolate fudge? ;o)

Randal Graves: I had no idea that Bruce Lee was so fond of snacks! Tell him he will find his own. ;o)

Tengrain: Ack! If it was Sabrina the Teenage Witch I might not might so much. ;o)

Mistress Quickly: **hrumph** VERY funny. ;o)

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