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Monday, January 11, 2010

Cooking With Dr. Zaius: Patrami On Rye

 
If you are making a pastrami on rye with munster cheese, lettuce and tomatoes, don't use mustard and mayonnaise. Instead, use use lots of Kraft Ranch Dressing! It's awesome.
 

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10 Comments:

At Mon Jan 11, 09:49:00 PM, Blogger Teresita said...

Two slices of white bread, that's 35 grams of carbs easy, which kind of defeats the purpose of using muenster cheese. Wrap that pastrami in the lettuce, roll it up like lumpia or egg rolls or something. Or you'll look like you did in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" when you were in the sauna with that big fat gorilla.

 
At Tue Jan 12, 08:06:00 AM, Blogger Devilham said...

I fucking LOVE pastrami on rye!!!! Not sure I could have it without my beloved mustard though. But I admire your adventurous spirit in condiments!

 
At Tue Jan 12, 10:22:00 AM, Blogger zencomix said...

Where's the pickle?

 
At Tue Jan 12, 06:44:00 PM, OpenID theardentthread said...

I actually twitched when I read the bit about Kraft Ranch. It's on the banned substance list in my kitchen.

But so is white bread. I'm allergic to EVERYTHING AMERICAN, apparently.

 
At Wed Jan 13, 10:30:00 AM, Blogger thebassguy said...

well, at least you're having lettuce and tomatoes for some nutrition. The rest, sorry to say, is crap, Dr.Z. But buon appetito! and kudos on the photo!

 
At Wed Jan 13, 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Melvin The Barbarian said...

it's a matter of taste, but personally, I'd ditch the lettuce and tomato and grill the thing in a little butter.

 
At Wed Jan 13, 08:41:00 PM, Blogger silver rock said...

I'm glad you've chosen to use your powers of bloginfluence for good rather than evil.
You made me go to the kitchen and make a pastrami on rye sammich.
Against my will.

 
At Fri Jan 15, 09:39:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Mmmmm... I haven't had a pastrami on rye in ... a couple of years!!!
I think I'll head to the deli tomorrow! Looks sooooooo good!

((hugs))
Laura

 
At Wed Jan 20, 03:55:00 AM, Blogger the rev. paperboy said...

Pastrami on white bread with cheese, lettuce, tomatos...and...and and....dear god, mayo!

Dude, I grew up a WASPy Canadian and even I consider that a crime against deli

 
At Wed Jan 20, 07:28:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Teresita: You say that like looking like I did in "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" is bad thing! ;o)

Devilham: I know how you feel. I felt bad departing ways with mustard for a sandwich as well. But Kraft Ranch Dressing is awesome on pastrami on rye! ;o)

Zencomix: Pickles? Bah! ;o)

The Ardent Thread: Ack! You have a BANNED SUBSTANCE LIST in your kitchen? Just like HITLER! ;o)

The Bass Guy: If you were speaking the truth, I would believe you. But that's just me. Sadly you are not. ;o)

Melvin The Barbarian: I love butter! ;o)

Silver Rock: Ha! I have bent you to my will! ;o)

Sunshine: Two years since you have had pastrami on rye? That's two years too many! ;o)

The Rev. Paperboy: Kraft Ranch Dressing is awesome on pastrami on rye. Take a walk on the wild side. ;o)

 

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