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Saturday, January 09, 2010

Now He Knows Her Secret...

12 Comments:

At Sat Jan 09, 07:40:00 PM, Tengrain said...: What's her secret? That she has a gigantic head?

Dying to know,

TG
At Sat Jan 09, 07:46:00 PM, Fran said...: There is a reason that I never told you *my* secret, Dr. Z!
At Sun Jan 10, 07:53:00 AM, Teresita said...: When I First Met Her
She Swore She Was A Girl
She's The Shemale Of My Email
And The Breaker Of My Heart
At Sun Jan 10, 12:19:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: This is my next tattoo. ;)
At Mon Jan 11, 09:31:00 AM, JustJoeP said...: She's a man, baby!
At Mon Jan 11, 11:11:00 AM, Targa said...: "...that I can erase your face with a single glance."

or

"I'm not really Ava Gardner, she's been dead 20 years."

"That'll be $2,000.00.... CASH!"
At Mon Jan 11, 12:01:00 PM, Unknown said...: Is it the same as mAnn Coulter's secret?
At Mon Jan 11, 01:43:00 PM, Darwin's Dagger said...: She's in love with an orangutan.
At Mon Jan 11, 03:43:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: She accessorizes with toilet paper collars? Her boobies are shaped like pac man? There are hidden faces in her abdomen?

What? I beg you!
At Mon Jan 11, 08:36:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Tengrain: If you look closely at the proportion of the two figures in this picture, the woman is a bout 2 feet taller than the man! Maybe that's her secret. ;o)

Fran: Ack! What is *your* secret, FranIAm?!?! I'm dying to know! ;o)

Teresita: Ha! That's what you get for going on Match.com! ;o)

Freida Bee, MD: Hee hee! That would be awesome! :o)

JustJoeP: Then she is probably a suitable appointee for the Commerce Department! ;o)

Targa: Ack! It must be one of those things! ;o)

billw: Ann Coulter's recent breast augmentation surgery is the latest stage of her ongoing sex change and gender reassignment surgery. Soon her life-long dream of being a woman will become a reality! [ 1, 2, 3 ]

Darwin's Dagger: Yay! At least she has good taste. ;o)

Jess Wundrun: I'm sorry, but I can't tell you. (Boobies are shaped like Pac Man?) ;o)
At Tue Jan 12, 06:51:00 PM, Anonymous said...: See, this is why we blondes just can't deal with raven-haired temptresses. Too many secrets.

I'd rather have an orangutan.
At Thu Jan 14, 10:35:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Her secret ... have the spots come back? Looks like a job for Valtrex!

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