Nancy of the House of Pelosi is going to ram the health care bill down the american people's throat using the ancient rite of "Deem and Pass", a plot so insidious that it can only be explained by bad science fiction television.
The phrase "Deem and Pass" sounds sort of like "Demon Pass", leading to great fun and madcap hilarity by those on the right side of the aisle. At a tea party event rally on Capitol Hill Republican Representative Louie Gohmert held aloft a copy of the health care bill and called it "an abortion", stating that, "There's a whole lot of demons going on. There's a lot of demons around here apparently."
Get it? "deem and pass" sounds kind of like "demon." (He made a funny!)
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.