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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Deem and Pass! Deem'n Pass!! Demon Pass!!!

 

Nancy of the House of Pelosi is going to ram the health care bill down the american people's throat using the ancient rite of "Deem and Pass", a plot so insidious that it can only be explained by bad science fiction television.

The phrase "Deem and Pass" sounds sort of like "Demon Pass", leading to great fun and madcap hilarity by those on the right side of the aisle. At a tea party event rally on Capitol Hill Republican Representative Louie Gohmert held aloft a copy of the health care bill and called it "an abortion", stating that, "There's a whole lot of demons going on. There's a lot of demons around here apparently."

Get it? "deem and pass" sounds kind of like "demon." (He made a funny!)

firstread.msnbc.com: Explaining 'Deem and Pass'
Ezra Klein: Democrats should stop being clever and pass the bill
washingtonpost.com: Deem and pass strategy #deemed worthy of a hash-tag
truthout.org: "Deem and Pass" Is NOT "Without a Vote"
businessandmedia.org: Bachmann Rips Media for Not Covering Deem and Pass
usatoday.com: Expert: Pelosi 'deem and pass' strategy for health care is not unusual

Pelosi Predicts a Health Bill Within 10 Days
GOP frames Nancy Pelosi as health care villain
Pelosi: We'll Take "as Long as it Takes" to Pass Health Care Bill
Ezra Klein: Democrats Should Stop Being Clever and Pass the Bill
talkingpointsmemo.com: Tea Party Crowd Calls For Pelosi To Be Tried For Treason

Speaker Nancy Pelosi, on Capitol Hill on Tuesday, said she had put "a massive whip operation" [ 1 ] in place to round up votes for the health care bill.
 

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10 Comments:

At Wed Mar 17, 02:40:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Nancy Pelosi is the only shining light in this debacle.

Whip it good, Nancy!

Regards,

Tengrain

 
At Thu Mar 18, 12:52:00 AM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

Whip it & no Devo reference :(

 
At Thu Mar 18, 10:29:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I thought all the demons were in the Vatican making good priests diddle. Now they're here? Sheesh.

 
At Thu Mar 18, 11:16:00 PM, Blogger Noaf said...

De' Men Pass! Women in Charge!

 
At Fri Mar 19, 06:09:00 AM, Blogger zencomix said...

"You can't scare off demons with a shotgun!"

 
At Sun Mar 21, 10:24:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

you know that is what eric and mrs cantor do everynight

 
At Sun Mar 21, 03:56:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

She'll never get the orange man-tan off the leather from Boehner, but at least it will be moistly pliable from all that weeping.

;>)

 
At Mon Mar 22, 11:36:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Tengrain: Yay! You finally like Nancy Pelosi! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: "You must whip it..." ;o)

Randal Graves: Jeepers! I thought all the demons were on FOX News! ;o)

Noaf: Yeah! Women in Charge! Right after they make me some more of those delicious cookies... ;o)

Zencomix: Hmm... I've heard that line before... ;o)

Distributorcap: You should see what they do with the Menorah! :o(

Darkblack: Hee hee! Good line, I may steal it... ;o)

 
At Mon Mar 22, 06:13:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

I am gonna send her a lovely card.
She fucking rocks!

 
At Wed Mar 24, 02:53:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

You know I couldnt figure out how it was that Nancy Pelosi kept getting equated to the third reich. Then it hit me, she's Italian, just like Mussolini.

Its all starting to come together now.

The big question though? Will the Death Camp Trains Run on Time?

 

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