Get Your Filthy Rhetoric Off of Me, You Damn Dirty Human!
I am deeply offended that Glenn Beck has seen fit to attempt to deride the inevitable course of humanity's destiny to promote his own pathetic political agenda. As we all know, mankind shall not be truly content until they learn to embrace the gentle yoke of simian kindness. This is merely another ridiculous example of a foul human speaking out against his genetic superiors.
Glenn Beck: "Special interest! What planet have I landed on? Did I slip through a wormhole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It’s like the damn 'Planet of the Apes.' Nothing makes sense! The guy who's helped destroy all these pensions, Andy Stern, is now on the financial oversight committee. Is this who we want to take advice from?
"The unions who have collapsed all of the businesses, who have collapsed all of their pensions, they are bankrupting everything they touch, and we go to them and we say, yes, tell me, what should we do? It’s like any marital tips from Tiger Woods."
"The unions who have collapsed all of the businesses, who have collapsed all of their pensions, they are bankrupting everything they touch, and we go to them and we say, yes, tell me, what should we do? It’s like any marital tips from Tiger Woods."
Glen Beck's point was that he felt like the character Taylor from The Planet of the Apes, waking up in a world that is so very different from what he had hoped or expected.
Despite the rhetoric to the contrary, I actually think that it can be argued that this foolish statement was not an overtly racist comment from a human standpoint - and that this litany of hogwash was carefully crafted merely to incite ire from the more rational members of your society while protecting Beck from any negative consequences by nature of the broad ambiguity of their meaning.
On the other hand, from a simian perspective these words can indeed be considered insulting and reprehensible. Clearly Glenn Beck and his kind will benefit in the future from the wise tutelage of an ape civilization.
salon.com: "It's like the damn Planet of the Apes!"
Emptysuit: Glenn Beck: Planet Of The Apes Remarks
Huffington Post: Glenn Beck Compares Obama's America To 'Planet Of The Apes'
jackandjillpolitics.com: Glenn Beck + The Planet of the Apes = Blatant Racism
thebvx.com: Glenn Beck's Top 10 Questionably Racist Moments
Despite the rhetoric to the contrary, I actually think that it can be argued that this foolish statement was not an overtly racist comment from a human standpoint - and that this litany of hogwash was carefully crafted merely to incite ire from the more rational members of your society while protecting Beck from any negative consequences by nature of the broad ambiguity of their meaning.
On the other hand, from a simian perspective these words can indeed be considered insulting and reprehensible. Clearly Glenn Beck and his kind will benefit in the future from the wise tutelage of an ape civilization.
salon.com: "It's like the damn Planet of the Apes!"
Emptysuit: Glenn Beck: Planet Of The Apes Remarks
Huffington Post: Glenn Beck Compares Obama's America To 'Planet Of The Apes'
jackandjillpolitics.com: Glenn Beck + The Planet of the Apes = Blatant Racism
thebvx.com: Glenn Beck's Top 10 Questionably Racist Moments
8 Comments:
Experimental brain surgery is too good for him!
I'd be a little nervous of Kira, personally.
Regards,
Tengrain
And Beck's Nova will be... Orly Taitz!
You better not lobotomize Beck, he's free entertainment!
"simian kindness" - LMAO!
i wish he was one of the MUTE humans
I know exactly how Blen Geck is feeling. I was teleported into opposite world 42 years ago and have felt hounded and hunted ever since.
Most days I have to wonder if being lobotomized would be such a terrible thing. Blen's FOUR procedures certainly seem to have improved his standard of living.
Such is the life of a Faux Noise lapdog. Pampered, fed and treated like royalty. Thought irresistibly cute while yapping incessantly...
The Murdoch menagerie has nothing on Wells' Dr. Moreau.
Kelly the little black dog: Agree, but you have to start somewhere! ;o)
Tengrain: But Zira is an experienced veterinarian! ;o)
Noaf: Ack! You made me think of Orly Taitz dressed in a loincloth being showered by a fire hose. **shudder**
Randal Graves: Too late! It appears that someone has beaten me to it. ;o)
JustJoeP: Someday you shall all learn to embrace the gentle yoke of simian kindness. ;o)
Distributorcap: Indeed! The muter the better. ;o)
Rehctaw: such a rough life, being a Faux Noise lapdog. All of the women are bleached blondes, and all of the men have bleached brains! Dr. Moreau is a good friend and respected colleague of mine. I am quite intrigued by his work... ;o)
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