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Thursday, July 01, 2010

I Wanna Be a Crazed Sex Poodle, Too!

**hrumph** I wish that someone would call me a "crazed sex poodle."

2 Comments:

At Thu Jul 01, 05:58:00 PM, McGriddle Pants said...: so poodles and kittens are interchangable when discussing sex? Good to know!
At Thu Jul 15, 03:04:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: McGriddle Pants: I would not want to discuss sex with either a poodle or a kitten. Well, maybe if they brought up the subject first... ;o)

Tengrain: I am not a sex crazed monkey! I am a sex crazed ape! A sex crazed pongoid, if you want to get scientific about it. ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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