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Thursday, July 01, 2010

"Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space." (Rebecca West)

And they say that there are no real news stories anymore...

6 Comments:

At Thu Jul 01, 09:42:00 PM, gmb said...: Right up there with a favorite NY Post headline (the Post sucks, but the headline writers can be clever): Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.
At Fri Jul 02, 04:52:00 PM, Greendayman said...: Good Stuff Doctor - once again, I have been burning brain cells and come up with a visual that I just can't reproduce in pixels - The "Beltway ForceField".

Context: "Seems to me that we can't get to our elected officials through the beltway forcefield that protects them from constituents."

Forcefield includes conplicit media and other playas as you well know.

love your stuff always.

greendayman
At Sat Jul 03, 12:46:00 PM, Tengrain said...: There was one a couple of weeks back about a Dentist dressed as Captain America arrested for assault with a burrito down his pants.

It made my day.

This is excellent. How did I miss it?

Rgds,

TG
At Wed Jul 07, 07:50:00 AM, JustJoeP said...: Waving at snack food attired strangers is punishable by amputation in countries governed by insulin law.
At Thu Jul 15, 03:01:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: GMB: Ha! "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar"! That's awesome! :o)

Greendayman: Ha! That's a good idea for a post! But it's hard to draw a force field... ;o)

Tengrain: It is criminal what horror that people will commit to a poor, defenseless burrito. :o(

JustJoeP: Ack! My entire diet is made up of snack food! I shall never again visit a country governed by insulin law. ;o)
At Sat Jul 24, 11:51:00 PM, BAC said...: Gee, I didn't realize anyone was looking ... Yikes!

BAC

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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