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Thursday, August 19, 2010

House Minority Leader John Boehner Lives Up To His Name


House Minority Leader John Boehner, one of the most 'colorful' member of congress, has been speaking out lately in favor of protecting the ultra-wealthy.

Rep. Boehner's message is carefully crafted to state a distinct position and is directed to a very specific audience.

Despite the controversy of this particular issue might create, we can be sure of one thing...

Rep. Boehner certainly knows who his friends are.

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At Thu Aug 19, 03:11:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Don't you usually Photoshop these politicians into some ridiculous costume, How is it Boehner gets off so easily?

Oh, the pain, the pain.

At Thu Aug 19, 03:17:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Wonderful photo of Boehner. Mind if I share?

At Thu Aug 19, 05:27:00 PM, Blogger Terry said...

I knew you had chutzpah, Doc Z, but you calling Boehner "colorful" is more than a shade of orange too far. And no I don't care if your colorfulness-ness is real and his is phony; yur both orange, and yur both simians.

At Thu Aug 19, 05:34:00 PM, Blogger Liberality said...

Yeah, he's got a nice fake looking tan and he knows whose ass to kiss. He's just another of those douche bag hypocritical republicans that like noxious weeds need to be pulled for the garden of government.

At Thu Aug 19, 07:17:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Next up: The Intergalactic Department Store wants a payment!



At Fri Aug 20, 09:39:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

This post is bullshit. Like Boehner wouldn't cry even once.

At Fri Aug 20, 09:37:00 PM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

soilant orange?

At Sun Aug 22, 02:41:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

does his fancy golf club allow carrots to play a round of 18?

At Tue Aug 24, 01:34:00 PM, Blogger ODEUSQUERI said...

ameri can's self inflicted noxious weeds need to be pulled for the garden of government

your government is a garden?
well...that's explain a lot of crap

At Fri Aug 27, 09:00:00 PM, Blogger Madam Z said...

A carrot?? I thought it was a gigantic, diseased cock, which would be very fitting for the gigantic, diseased boehner.

At Sun Aug 29, 06:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never trusted giant talking carrots since my last bout with the DT's!

At Mon Aug 30, 08:19:00 PM, Blogger JustJoeP said...

and tax cuts for the rich magically reduce ALL state, local, and federal deficits! It's fantastic!

At Wed Sep 01, 12:56:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Darwin's Dagger: For Rep. Boehner, every day is Halloween! ;o)

Kelly the little black dog: But of course! Any one can use any picture from Zaius Nation, especially you! ;o)

Terry: We are indeed both a lovely shade of orange, but Rep. Boehner is a human. He could never hope to become a simian. (As a matter of fact, I have doubts about his being human.) ;o)

Liberality: Your metaphor comparing government to a garden would seem to be quite appropriate, as the seem to generate so much fertilizer! ;o)

Tengrain: I bought some roller skates at the Intergalactic Department Store. They're jet powered! ;o)

Randal Graves: I thought he was crying for BP and the oil companies! ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: When that happens, it's time to change your underpants! ;o)

Distributorcap: I think that Rep. Boehner spends most of his time at the 19th hole, if you know what I mean. ;o)

Odeusqueri: Have no fear, there are only 1,968 years until the Reign of Zaius!

Madam Z: Hmm... You may be right! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: I have a strict no giant talking carrots policy, and I am a little wary of the giant talking rutabagas as well! ;o)

JustJoeP: I must be doing something wrong. I can never get my math to work out the same way as the Republicans! ;o)

At Fri Nov 05, 12:22:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

Ugh, Now it's speaker of the house. The Giant Carrot that ate Capitol Hill! Run for your lives!


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