Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The GOP is now DOA

"She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."
     --on Hilary Clinton's Senate victory
"I'd say as ugly as a hog lagoon after a bachelor party."
     --on the Virginia Senate race
"If you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the Hollandaise."
     --on why Sherwood, the mistress-strangler, didn't win
"I'm just a four-dollar gopher in a two-dollar pelt."
     --Dan rather, on appearing on The Daily Show instead of CBS BartCop

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