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Friday, November 24, 2006

Overheard In New York

Well, it is a Cat, but it's not Friday

Girl on cell: They said that I'm smart, and that I can articulate well. But I'm not... you know... Oh, whatever.

--Queensboro Community College
Overheard In New York

Very drunk suit: Hey, bartender! Do you know what a car bomb is?
Irish bartender: Yes, it's Spanish for, 'you're an asshole.'

Overheard In New York

I Can, I Just Can't Get Them to Pay Girl: That Susan's such a whore.
Guy: Yeah, but wouldn't you be?
Girl: What?
Guy: You know, hypothetically, if you could get people to sleep with you.
Overheard In New York

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