Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, April 26, 2007

The swiftboating of Nancy Pelosi


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At Fri Apr 27, 12:50:00 AM, Blogger eventsnoted said...

Impressive post Doc, Team Monkey stands (or is it sits?) in awe of your intellectual prowess and of course we stand by your astute assesment. We also love how you make Madame Speaker so sexy in your pictures. To tell you the truth the wall paper on our computer is a picture you made of the Speaker's head on Wonder Woman's body. Sometimes when not gazing adoringly at pictures of Jane Goodall we will cast a glance at the wallpaper we made from your pic and think, "GILF."

At Fri Apr 27, 08:33:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

LOL! Are you GILF-ing all over the object of my affections? Yikes!

Remember, eventsnoted, orangutans like myself are not only morally and intellectually superior, we are also incredibly humble.

At Fri Apr 27, 11:38:00 PM, Blogger eventsnoted said...

If we must fight over the human woman named Pelosi, then we must remember the creedo that "Ape Shall Never Kill Ape."

At Sat Apr 28, 04:11:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Don't bet on it. As Minster of Science and Chief Defender of the Faith of Ape City, I am not expected to be held to the same standards as a other apes. As one vulture said the other vulture, "Patience my ass, I'm gonna kill something!"

At Sat Apr 28, 07:36:00 AM, Blogger spocko said...

That was a great essay! What were you wearing when you wrote it?

(See what I did there? They never want to know about what the monkey's are wearing!)

At Sat Apr 28, 08:17:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

LOL! that caught me off guard. How totally non-sequitur! Why Spocko, wouldn't you like to know? Perhaps I was only wearing my fur coat!


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