Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

"A man hasn't got a corner on virtue just because his shoes are shined." ~Anne Petry

3 Comments:

At Tue Jun 12, 08:42:00 AM, Evil Spock said...: You would think the man could find a decent tailor.

Evil Spock could pull the mustard jacket and orange shirt look.
At Tue Jun 12, 06:05:00 PM, Anonymous said...: He hasn't even realized that he stepped in his shoes.
At Tue Jun 12, 11:54:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Evil Spock: Yes you could. With the mustard jacket and orange shirt you could pass as an obnoxious extra on "Miami Vice." The question is - why would you want to?

Morse: I think that the president does not realize a lot of things. Maybe that's why Karl Rove has to dress him.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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