Ha ha! My plan worked! While Sleestak
over at Lady, That's My Skull
was double timing his girlfriend with Bronze Age Cheryl
, I made him believe
that I was after Cheryl as well. This added incentive for the filthy reptilian insect to spend more and more time with the emotionally overwrought Cheryl. Little did he suspect that while he was pursuing Cheryl, I managed to steal the heart of his girlfriend, the most wonderful girl in the world, Hayley Mills!
My superior Cash-Fu has overcome Sleestak's "natural charm."
(If that's what you want to call it.) I don't mind in the least that Hayley is high spirited
or a little bit pschizophrenic
- because after our first dance
, I was in heaven! Now that we are together
, we pass the time away on my yacht
and going to Hollywood events
. We are very happy together! And as you can see, our future is so bright, we have to wear shades.