"I figure, why not just wipe out the entire human race by arming monkeys — sorry, sorry, simian-Americans — and that way, we can make everyone happy, the baby-haters and the monkey-lovers, you know?" Glenn Beck, addressing Roe v. Wade from a "Planet of the Apes" perspective, Glenn Beck, May 7 jossip.com
In all of the time that Glenn Beck has been on television, I think that is actually the first thing that he has ever said that actually made sense. Except one thing, Glenn... We are already armed.
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.