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Friday, June 01, 2007

Glenn Beck is Finally Making Sense

Glenn Beck: 'I figure, why not just wipe out the entire human race by arming monkeys — sorry, sorry, simian-Americans — and that way, we can make everyone happy, the baby-haters and the monkey-lovers, you know?'

"I figure, why not just wipe out the entire human race by arming monkeys — sorry, sorry, simian-Americans — and that way, we can make everyone happy, the baby-haters and the monkey-lovers, you know?" Glenn Beck, addressing Roe v. Wade from a "Planet of the Apes" perspective, Glenn Beck, May 7 jossip.com

In all of the time that Glenn Beck has been on television, I think that is actually the first thing that he has ever said that actually made sense. Except one thing, Glenn... We are already armed.

Apeocolyse!

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2 Comments:

At Fri Jun 01, 11:08:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

That is feckin' funny.

 
At Sat Jun 02, 05:56:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Thank you, sir! I think that perhaps it takes a fellow simian to see the humor in this pathetic human's words.

 

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