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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Will No One Defend Gonzales?

Gonzales faces impeachment, and not even FOX News can find someone to defend him.

3 Comments:

At Tue Jul 31, 10:17:00 AM, Johnny Yen said...: "Plop. Plop. Plop."

What's that sound? The sound of rats getting off of a sinking ship.
At Tue Jul 31, 11:52:00 PM, Anonymous said...: I defended Gonzo today when my co-workers said he was not fit to live with pigs. I said he was.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Aug 01, 04:24:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Johnny: Ha! And those Republican rats from Washington make quite a plop when they hit bottom. It's that steady diet at the corporate trough, don't you know. ;o)

Tengrain: I must say, that was quite gracious of you! I do feel sorry a bit sorry for the pigs in this case, though.

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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