The great Rumpus Zombie: That was not Dennis Kucinich's bill! War must be stopped only one way, the Kucinich Way!
Dr. Zaius: but that's just stupid! Being a member of congress means that you have to work as a team, and put aside petty differences!
Rumpleteazer Zombie: No! Congess must do it the Kucinich Way!
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie: It's the Kucinich Way, or the highway!
Dr. Zaius: Jeepers! You have to work as part of a team in congress! There is no "I" in team!
The great Rumpus Zombie: There is no "I" in Kucinich either!
Dr. Zaius: Yes there is! There are two of them!
Sillabub Zombie: No! There is only one Kucinich!
Dr. Zaius: But that's not what I meant...
Growltigger Zombie: No! Kucinich will end the war with his magic hyperbole!
Etcetera Zombie: Kucinich will stop the war on terror!
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie: Kucinich will create a Ministry of Peace!
Dr. Zaius: How Orwellian...
Sillabub Zombie: Kucinich said, "let us look [...] deep into the hearts of those who wish us harm, and find that spark of recognition that connects us to a common humanity and from that draw a flicker of hope to enkindle the warm glow of peace."
The great Rumpus Zombie: You see? Kucinich will peace them to death!
Dr. Zaius: It sounds more like he wants to gum them to death...
Rozerem Abraham Lincoln: I think that Dennis Kucinich wants you to try Rozerem.
Dr. Zaius: Oh, crap. Did you guys bring these idiots? I get enough drug comany propoganda on television!
Rozerem Abraham Lincoln: You know, Sigmond Freud said that the symbolic nature of dreams are representations of the desires of the unconscious self.
Abraham Lincoln: Dreaming of a former president could have all kinds hidden meanings.
Rozerem Beaver: That's just silly! What possible hidden meaning could the drug companies find hidden in a semi-aquatic rodent?
Rozerem Deep Sea Diver: glub! Kucinich!
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie: Kucinich makes me feel all warm and gooshy inside!
The great Rumpus Zombie: Kucinich is your lord and master!
Growltigger Zombie: You will bow down to Kucinich!
Etcetera Zombie: Kucinich is the Alpha and The Omega!
Dr. Zaius: Listen, you guys really have to go now. I'm expecting company.
Bustopher Jones Zombie: Kucinich is a cosmic love-pulse meatloaf becoming a technicolor interpositive!
Dr. Zaius:HOLY CRAP!
The great Rumpus Zombie: Kucinich is the second coming of Keanu Reeves in The Matrix!
Dr. Zaius: Hey listen, you guys are really starting to freak me out, OK? Can we just tone it down to a dull roar?
Rumpleteazer Zombie: Kucinich is the only reason for the existance of life on this planet!
Dr. Zaius: Dude, if you hold your nose while you drink a glass of water, it might make those hiccups go away.
Alonzo Zombie: No, no! You need to breathe into a paper bag or a small enclosed container.
Sillabub Zombie: No, he needs to count backward from 100 while thinking about Jane Mansfield.
Rumpleteazer Zombie: No, he needs to drink a glass of water upside down while rubbing his stomach and tapping the top of his head.
Etcetera Zombie: How can you drink a glass of water upside down? you would get the water all over your shirt!
Growltigger Zombie: If Kucinich were here, he would know how to drink a glass of water upside down!
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie:(singing) Who can take a sunrise, and sprinkle it with dew? Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two...
Dr. Zaius:(narrating) Things were looking pretty bleak. When a bunch of zombies are breaking into song in your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning, you have to think fast...
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie:(singing) Who can take a rainbow, Wrap it in a sigh? Soak it in the sun and make strawberry lemon pie...
Dr. Zaius:(narrating) It was all starting to look like a bad Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. I mustered up all of my courage and said the magic words before they got a chance to get finish the next verse...
Rum Tum Tugger Zombie:(singing) Who can take tomorrow, Dip it in a dream? Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream...
Dr. Zaius:Help me, Obi-Wan Pelosi, you're my only hope!
Poof!Enter the Rich Creamy Goodness of Nancy Pelosi!
Nancy Pelosi: Hello, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius: Oh, Nancy, you came! You have saved me from the Kucinich Zombies!
Nancy Pelosi: Mind you manners. That's Speaker Pelosi to you, Dr. Zaius.
Dr. Zaius: Yes, yes, of course! Speaker Pelosi! I got just caught up in the moment!
Nancy Pelosi: Now listen, Dr. Zaius. Representative Kucinich is a member of the House of Representatives, and a candidate for president.
Dr. Zaius: Yes, but they started it! I was just minding my own business when...
Nancy Pelosi: Now listen, Dr. Zaius, I don't want to hear any of that! Dennis Kucinich and his supporters deserve the same respect that you would show any other member of the Democrtic Party.
Dr. Zaius: Yes, but...
Nancy Pelosi: We all have to work together as a team! It is important to respect what the other members of the team feel.
Dr. Zaius: Yes, but...
Nancy Pelosi: You have to be nice to the other kids, and don't say things that are mean and spiteful. Just try to get along.
Dr. Zaius: Yes, Speaker Pelosi...
Nancy Pelosi: Now that wasn't so hard, was it?
Dr. Zaius: If Kucinich is so great, how come you passed him over for chairman of the National Security and Foreign Affairs Subcommittee, even though he was next in line to take over the position?
Nancy Pelosi: Ha! That little half-witted pollyanna in charge of the National Security and Foreign Affairs Subcommittee? He couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a road map!
Dr. Zaius: I knew it! I knew it!
Alarm Clock:Ring! Ring! Ring!
Dr. Zaius: Gosh! It was all a dream!
Dr. Zaius:(narrating) But to my utter astonishment, there on the nightstand was a...
Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.