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Thursday, August 30, 2007

"Confessions of the Lovelorn" with Dr. Zaius

5 Comments:

At Thu Aug 30, 09:10:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: You are just jealous because the ladies love me.
At Thu Aug 30, 09:49:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Monkey Boy, do you have another? We're through! Thank you Dr. Z for protecting the virtue of women everywhere!
At Thu Aug 30, 03:34:00 PM, Life As I Know It Now said...: The pot calling the kettle black perhaps?
At Fri Aug 31, 08:59:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Dr. Monkerstein: Yes, the ladies love you - and then you break their hearts into a million pieces, you scallywag!

Freida Bee: So glad to oblige, Freida. The unscrupulous and nefarious ways of this lothario needed to be exposed to the world.

Liberality: Me? I take umbrage at this false accusation, madam! Good day!
At Sat Sep 01, 09:36:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Affairs of the heart can be quite painful when one of the two parties is a thoughtless scoundrel. (And I think you know which lothario I am referring to.)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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