Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

A Funny Thing Happened to Me on the Way to the Rumpus Room...

 

I was on my way to meet Ms. Greagarious and the girls for Mai Tai's in the Rumpus Room, when suddenly I was surrounded by a Robot Army of Jimmy Olsens!


It would seem that the Evil Dr. Monkerstein created these foul cub reporters in his latest attempt to influence the mainstream media.


I was outnumbered, so I had to think fast! I was staring at a sea of freckles and...


...Bow ties! Goddamned bow ties!


...I freakin' hate Bow ties!


I lunged to the left, and then to the right...


The tide seemed to turn against me for a moment...


But finally I got the upper hand.


But just when I thought I had things under control, I looked to the horizon...


...And there stood an entire army of Jimmy Olsen Transformer© robots!

 

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12 Comments:

At Tue Aug 28, 09:20:00 AM, Blogger naladahc said...

Yeah. Good old Jimmy "Raideen" Olsen we used to call him.

He's a total jerk.

I was more of a Snapper "Dangard Ace" Carr fan myself.

 
At Tue Aug 28, 10:09:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Clever Dr Z, always so clever.

Those fucking bow ties ruin everything, don't they?

 
At Tue Aug 28, 11:14:00 AM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Oh, please. This looks more like a Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator ploy to me. If Dr. Monkey was going to clone minions, they'd all be hot babes, not Jimmy Olsens. Who needs a gross of extra ginger kids?

 
At Tue Aug 28, 07:34:00 PM, Blogger Devilham said...

Man, that Dr. Z. is some mean mother... Shut your mouth!

I'm just talking about Zaius.

 
At Tue Aug 28, 08:14:00 PM, Anonymous Dee Loralei said...

I think you're lucky they were bow tie wearing Jimmy Olson's, and not cloned Tuckers. Bow ties are never a good thing.

 
At Wed Aug 29, 08:13:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Naladahc: Dangard Ace is pretty cool, but what is with those ears? His head looks like a car with both doors wide open. I like your blogs! I have blogrolled all three. I hope that you sell your house soon!

FranIAm: Yes, I hate bow ties! Except on Peewee Herman. He is extra-bow tie cool! I think that you have to have the right fashion sense to wear a bow tie. And also not be a robot bent on changing the message of the MSM for Dr. Monkerstein, of course.

Samurai Frog: You are merely feigning innocence, Samurai Frog. Your plot to take over the media with the use of cub reporters has been foiled!

Devilham: LOL! Perhaps that should be my campaign theme song! This might come in handy under an odd set of circumstances, the lyrics of that song in Chaucerian English.

Dee Loralei: Yes. With Tucker's amazing dancing abilities, a robot army of Tucker Carlson's would have been a formidable opponent! Do you have a blog, Dee Loralei?

 
At Wed Aug 29, 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The best part is you got to make with the snappy patter as you were slappin' around those Jimmies. That's the true mark of an action hero.

 
At Wed Aug 29, 11:56:00 AM, Blogger Gledwood said...

Hello Dr Zaius!

Having been bewitched by your phunkie avatar at the Evil Spockery's I felt mysteriously compelled to coast over... and pass comment upon your George Bushery... All I can say about him is I'm glad we had president Tony Blair here than King George Bush I... Yes I am a limey... And yes I am a blogger... You simply must come and peruse my "works" ... gledwood2.blogspot is the place to trot... Come by sometime you're always welcome... My life could do with a spot of colour... I've been unconscious for far too long...

oops...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

take it e.z.!!
L8Rs

Gledwood
"Vol 2" ...

 
At Wed Aug 29, 11:58:00 AM, Blogger Gledwood said...

ooer I do apologzize, the zeezz were not sposed to be a whatsit comment on your blog... more a reflection of my mental state

o dear............

what is the difference between a senator and a congressman? thought while i was here i would ask a yank bc personally i have no idea

 
At Sun Sep 02, 08:10:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

I just checked out Sinead O'Connor singing "This is a Rebel Song" over at your blog. Very nice! I have blogrolled you.

As to your question, a senator is a congressman, and representative is a congressman, unless they are a woman. Then they are a congressperson.

 
At Thu Sep 06, 10:42:00 AM, Blogger Galen said...

Oh Now That is trouble.

I hate bow ties too. I am more a cloak and staff kind of guy

 
At Thu Sep 06, 01:22:00 PM, Blogger Justice said...

well its better than naked Batman

 

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