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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Love Couch Imposter

Sometimes the title is the best part of the story.

5 Comments:

At Thu Aug 16, 06:39:00 PM, J.D. said...: "The Strange Lure Of Chastity Belts"? Really? People in the 50s are even more stupid and inappropriate than I thought!
At Fri Aug 17, 07:03:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Yes, we are so much more sophisticated and appropriate nowadays. NOT!
At Fri Aug 17, 12:46:00 PM, Mark said...: If I were a creative writing teacher, I would assign the class to write a short story using one of these headlines as a title.
At Sun Aug 19, 02:50:00 PM, Michael Bains said...: Ack! What would their parents say?

Especially should they find themselves in leading roles!
At Mon Aug 20, 08:56:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: That could be difficult for both the teacher and the parents to explain...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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