Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, August 12, 2007

How to Give CPR to a Kryptonian

Batgirl gives Supergirl CPR

I'm guessing that Supergirl should be filled to about 35 psi. For maximum mileage, don't forget to rotate your kryptonian every 5000 miles.

12 Comments:

At Sun Aug 12, 11:19:00 AM, Angry Ballerina said...: Insert dirty minded comment HERE
At Sun Aug 12, 11:29:00 AM, Evil Spock said...: Wait, how the hell is Supergirl drowning?!?
At Sun Aug 12, 11:38:00 AM, J.D. said...: Where the hell do you find this stuff?!!?
At Sun Aug 12, 12:28:00 PM, Splotchy said...: Yet another reason why I preferred Marvel Comics to D.C.

D.C. is just plain sick.
At Sun Aug 12, 01:28:00 PM, Devilham said...: "Wait, how the hell is Supergirl drowning?!? "

She didn't wait one full hour to go swimming after eating kryptonite burgers?
At Sun Aug 12, 06:11:00 PM, BAC said...: Funny, devilham!

BAC
At Sun Aug 12, 06:33:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: is that yvonne craig dragging helen slater????
At Sun Aug 12, 07:24:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: Objects in rear view mirror may appear stranger than they seem.
At Mon Aug 13, 04:56:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Angry Ballerina: What? What do you mean?

Evil Spock: It is just a plot device designed to "innocently" introduce a lesbian kiss into a mainstream comic book.

J.D.: Unfortunately, I can't remember where I found this. I try to always credit the origin of stuff, but I have tons of images that I don't remember where I got them from. It is very poor net-tiquette on my part.

Splotchy: Yes, but Marvel did not have Batgirl and Supergirl, two of the finest crime fighters on the whole comic book universe! Actually, I preferred Marvel too.

Devilham: That seems like the most logical explanation I have heard so far!

BAC: Agreed!

Distributorcap: I have a crush on both Yvonne Craig and the dazzling dare doll Batgirl

GETkristiLOVE: I suppose that it could have been worse. Instead of filling her with air, Batgirl could have checked Supergirl's fluids. That would be pretty weird!
At Mon Aug 13, 12:48:00 PM, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...: Distributorcap said...
is that yvonne craig dragging helen slater????

I might pay to see that.
At Mon Aug 13, 07:04:00 PM, Becca said...: This is sooo kinky! The tire thing should so be a fetish or something.
At Tue Aug 14, 08:30:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: I would definitely pay to see that!

Becca: I never thought of it before, nut now that you mention it... You could fit it in the "latex novelties" section!

Newer Posts | Older Posts

Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

Only 1,967 years until the
Reign of Zaius!

Humans That Might Be Spared

Humans That Might Be Spared

American's United for the Separation of Church and State

Geek News
digg.com
Slashdot
Wired News

Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

'The state sometimes makes mistakes. It is time to make a correction.' - Che Zaius

Zaius Nation

Thinking Blogger Award

Evil Spock's 'Frenemy' list

Man is a pestilence. Only 1,967 years until the
Reign of Zaius!
Technorazi

Technorazi

Zaius Nation is licensed
under a Creative Commons
Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0
United States License.