Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Friday, August 31, 2007

Supergirl Loves Dr. Zaius! Alas, It was all a dream...

And then I woke up, Darn it.

6 Comments:

At Fri Aug 31, 01:37:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Fine you get Supergirl, as long as I get Raven from the Teen Titans cartoon.

And Ms. Martian from the Teen Titans comic.

And Starfire from the Teen Titans comic.

And She-Go from Kim Possible.

You can have all the rest.

Is a bargain struck?

;-)
At Fri Aug 31, 03:04:00 PM, Spocko said...: mwb.

You MUST notice that the good Dr. Z doesn't HAND out females with superpowers, he WINS them OVER with his charm, good looks and generosity. Keep that in mind. What will you DO so that Raven will go gaga over you?

Female superheroes aren't an easy group to hang out with, believe me, I know. Check out Fatale from "Soon I will be Invinicible" and you might see what it takes to win the heart (or miniature fusion reactor)of a superhero.
LLAP
Spocko
At Sat Sep 01, 09:31:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: MWB: Sir, you cannot trade in human lives like that. It harkens back to the days of slavery in this country. The act of trading in human lives in the form of slavery won't take place in this country again for well over a thousand, when apes rule the Earth.

Perhaps you should consider more traditional methods of meeting Raven, Ms. Martian, Starfire and She-Go, as the good Vulcan Spocko suggests. ;o)

Spocko: Clearly it takes a Vulcan to see the finesse that is needed in the art of wooing those that have super powers. Your wisdom is impeccable, and your response is both reasonable and astute. Most humans could never begin to understand these things, unfortunately.

I am going to have to go buy this book you keep talking about. Is it a graphic novel or analog?
At Sat Sep 01, 01:42:00 PM, Spocko said...: Dr. Z. It's analog, and as much as I love to support author's work, remember that the humans have a lending library available for these kind of analog works.

And regarding the Partridge family post, Shirley Jones in Oklahoma and in Elmer Gantry is the real beauty, although Laurie Partridge was cute.

Your fan,
Spocko
At Sat Sep 01, 02:50:00 PM, Anonymous said...: mr.: Unlike Dr. Zaius, I respect Raven far too much to parade my romancing of her as voyeuristic entertainment on-line. It is a private and special affair, not for the prying eyes of the on-line community.

Dr. Zaius: But thanks to the nature of copyright law the buying and selling of fictional characters as commodities is in fact encouraged by the state. ;-)
At Sun Sep 02, 07:57:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Don't look now, but your online voyeuristic romance is no longer a private or special affair, as you have exposed it to the prying eyes of the online community. Also, the nature of copyright laws encourage the buying and selling of images and stories of fictional characters, not the actual buying and selling fictional characters themselves. Be nice to your imaginary friends, and they will be nice to you!

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