Perhaps all of this hostility between the United States and Iran is merely a misunderstanding. According to Astrology Weekly
, Iran is an Aquarius
and the United States is a Sagittarius
. Of course, the obvious question is what is the compatibility between these two signs? astrology-insight.com
Aquarius With Sagittarius:
Aquarius gets along with Sagittarius extremely well, almost the best match, very good! compatibility rank = 9 (10 is best)
There will never be dull moments with these two and together they could experience their most memorable moments of life with their friends and family at their side. Social groups, entertainment and sporting events will keep the relationship stimulating. Both need independence and share similar creative abilities. These two can really have fun! But, the Sagittarian finds the Aquarian too detached, so that stops this from being the perfect match. [ astrology-insight.com
Gosh! We are almost a perfect match! We just need some sporting events will keep the relationship stimulating! They like soccer, don't they? Or maybe we can interest them in some Nascar or Bowling. Ping pong worked for US-China relations. How about some Islamofascist vs. Democracy karaoke?
AQUARIUS - SAGITTARIUS:
Both are unpredictable, active and cheerful. They have a gorgeous time in bed, as they have a lot of sexual interests, vivid imagination and plenty of fantasies. Both like socializing, have lots of acquaintances and are interesting people themselves and, what is the most important, they are not jealous. Excellent partners for a short or long period of time. horoscopes.syl.com
Golly! Sounds like we make a sizzling couple! Put on your best summer burka, President Bush, and show us your stuff! Be a sport, it's for the good of the country. Let's get Linda Goodman on the White House staff!
(No, I don't believe in astrology. But then again, I don't believe in my president either. This makes about as much sense as anything else.)