Pollyanna Petraeus Prepares to Pacify by Painting Pretty Pictures!
According to what Keith Olbermann said last night on his television program, the long awaited Iraq report to be delivered to congress on Monday by General Petraeus is not actually going to be on paper. General Petraeus will merely describe the situation in Iraq out loud in his own words. Although this turn of events would seem to indicate the this important report will merely be made of high hopes, rainbows and moonbeams - we should actually be grateful that the assessment will be made of something this substantial. Previously these reports were usually made of hot air, ether and manure.
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In my prior line of work(executroid life form) if one had something to hide or if one had just not prepared... One would show up at a big woo-woo meeting by the seat of our pants, paperless and powerpointless and always, always pointless.
No paper trail.
I see Petraeus has been clued in to how this works. That's great.
Hey- I just realized this... isn't this the Diebold electronic voting machine mentality too? No paper trail.
Springtime in Iraq!!!! Ramadan is early!!!! Why did Osama show up just days before the report!?!?!?
... as is this one, Dr. Zaius, as is this one.
BAC
FranIAm: You know, that is a very astute observation. I hadn't really thought about it like that. How can the bloggers or "journalists" tear a report to shreds when the report doesn't exist?
Germaine Gregarious: The coincidence is kind of spooky. Rumsfeld must must have called his old buddy Osama and asked for a favor.
BAC No! No! This manure is different! It's rainbow-colored manure, with moonbeams!
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