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Friday, October 26, 2007

"Would You Like Jingoism With That?"

I still remember when the phrase "Freedom Fries" really meant something...

8 Comments:

At Fri Oct 26, 06:20:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Jeez, that's in my hometown....
At Fri Oct 26, 08:05:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: What was going on in 2002? We hadn't yet started the Glorious March To Cultivate Rose Petals At Our Feet And Get The Villain Who Perpetrated 9/11. This is all so confusing.
At Fri Oct 26, 09:24:00 AM, Angry Ballerina said...: How thoughtful.........
At Fri Oct 26, 09:46:00 AM, Splotchy said...: What, no onion rings?
At Fri Oct 26, 10:08:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: That's what they gave their lives for....

sad
At Fri Oct 26, 04:22:00 PM, Sleestak said...: That is as distasteful as their fries.
At Fri Oct 26, 10:30:00 PM, Generalissimo (Dictator) for life said...: How about a free Patriot Act burger for the stupid?

Oh wait, sorry there wouldn't be enough to serve everyone.
At Sat Oct 27, 08:26:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Anonymous: Jeepers! It's too bad that the Freedom Fry coupon is expired. (Sounds like a euphemism of something...)

Randal Graves: I think that Americans have learned that the best kind of history is "revisionist."

Angry Ballerina: Indeed! Corporate pathos at it's most endearing.

Splotchy: My thoughts exactly!

Freida Bee: Yes, they gave their life for jingoism and discount fast food.

Sleestak: Indeed, one crusty falsehood is about as palatable as the other.

Dr. Evil: Patriot Act burgers are not only for the stupid, but the cruel and deceitful.

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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