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Friday, November 30, 2007

Dr. Zaius and Germaine Gregarious' First Official Press Conference, With Sandra Lou!

13 Comments:

At Fri Nov 30, 11:02:00 AM, Germaine Gregarious said...: Darling, that was the ginchiest press conference evah!

Dana Perino, observez votre dos!
At Fri Nov 30, 11:40:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: You have no idea how much this soothes the pain of that Packer loss.
All praise to you, future president of the United States and overlord of all oil wells, Dr. Zaius!
At Fri Nov 30, 01:35:00 PM, Jess Wundrun said...: This is making me reconsider my endorsement of a pipe in concrete. I really could get behind the idea of only republicans serving in Iraq.

A whole new 'Republican Guard' in Iraq if you will. Ironic and not-ironic all at the same time.
At Fri Nov 30, 01:52:00 PM, GETkristiLOVE said...: You may have found some common ground there - that banana split is enjoyable by all monkeys and monkey lovers (such as a lez and a ho).

But when the lights come up, the smoke clears, and yellow hot pants disappear, you're still left with one lousy campaign.

Monkey/Love 2008!
At Fri Nov 30, 03:12:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: I love how you two still support the occupation of Iraq! The only occupation I support is the occupation of Sandra Lou!
At Fri Nov 30, 07:27:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: I have to say I am in favor of Monkey's position, here. Yours seems more a compromise.

And, I will say what I said over at Randal's the other day. Maaaan, can she say "banana!"
At Fri Nov 30, 08:35:00 PM, Some Guy said...: Can you assure my fellow voters and I that Sandra Lou's song will become the new national anthem upon your election? If not, I guess I'm still undecided.

Absolutely brilliant, by the way.
At Sat Dec 01, 06:13:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Germaine Gregarious: Thank you, my dear! Sandra Lou and her fearsome French Pop Star Technology are indeed the ginchiest! Dana Perino can go suck an egg.

Randal Graves: Thank you, sir! I promise that all of my oil wells will be 802.11g towered and crack-o-dawn solar powered!

Jess Wundrun: Ha! I think that the congressional "Republican Guard" will find an equitable solution very quickly, Ironically and non-ironically.

GETkristiLOVE: You shall go far, Ms. Love! And we can only hope that it will be far enough away. I am sure that you will have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.

Dr. Monkerstein: Nobody occupies Sandra Lou, you silly monkey, Sandra Lou occupies you!

Freida Bee: I believe that perhaps you are mistaken as to the intent of the exercise. It is a variation of the original Colin Powell "you broke it you bought it" syndrome, with a slight alteration. The Republican congress will no longer pay for the war with the lives of our fine American soldiers, but with their own.

Chris: Indeed! the national anthem shall become "Banana Split!" and Lou Dobbs will be forced to do his entire program in French. Vive La miniskirt! Vive La go go boots! Vive La Sandra Lou!
At Sat Dec 01, 07:45:00 AM, Mark said...: As Brilliant as this press conference was, I have a hunch it was all just a pretext to watch the Banana Split video one more time. I like your thinking, Doc.
At Sat Dec 01, 04:59:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Brilliantly done, sir!

Is it wrong that I now want to learn French?

I don't have to start liking Jerry Lewis though, do I?

- mwb
At Sun Dec 02, 11:08:00 AM, Sleestak said...: Surely no voter will be swayed by French celebrity hotness.
At Mon Dec 03, 08:33:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Mark: In a storm, any pretext will do, my good man!

MWB: Shudder! Jerry Lewis is the bane of man's very existance. Learning French is probably a good idea, though. If only so that you can talk to French pop stars!

Sleestak: Wanna bet?
At Fri Oct 15, 05:22:00 PM, Jaliya said...: I have absolutely no idea who Sandra Lou is. Just how far out of the loop am I these days?

;-D

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