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Sunday, November 18, 2007

What Was On TV Last Night

Mansquito

7 Comments:

At Sun Nov 18, 08:40:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: I think one of those bit me last night.
At Sun Nov 18, 08:50:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: It beats "Manimal."
At Sun Nov 18, 08:21:00 PM, Splotchy said...: The mansquito has some serious self-esteem issues. Look at that resigned slouch.
At Mon Nov 19, 05:52:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: God Bless The Sci-Fi Channel. Sniff.
At Mon Nov 19, 06:08:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Freida Bee: Ouch! Bitten by a B-movie cliche!

Dr. Monkerstein: This is true! Actually, the reason I watched it was because of the lead actress was very attractive. It was very sad - she got the same Masquito disease as the monster, and she started to turn into a mansquito herself! In the end, she sacrificed herself to kill the monster with a power line. It was shocking!

Splotchy: Hmm... It would seem that he is a Democrat!
At Mon Nov 19, 08:19:00 AM, Anonymous said...: Mansquito is awesome and would make a most amazing double feature with Mosquito

Somewhere some brilliant internet poster is working on a fan fiction where both movies meet.
At Tue Nov 20, 12:43:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: And the Sci-Fi Channel will probably make a movie out of it...

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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