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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Bathtime Fun With Grover Norquist

No time for blogging today! I'm busy helping Germaine Gregarious re-create Hurricane Katrina for Grover Norquist in a bathtub. He struggled at first, but in the end we managed to persuade him with some advanced political theory and a golf club. (I wanted to use a 3-iron, but Ms. Gregarious felt that the 7-wood would have a more lasting impact.) In the meantime you can watch these swell Julie London music videos! I have her singing "Daddy", "Fly me to the Moon", and "Cry Me A River".

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At Thu Dec 27, 07:28:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I never would have thought 2001 and Barbarella could be used together.

At Thu Dec 27, 07:37:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Once again, the left is proven to be the bastion of violence and hatred against the free market. I am shocked and appalled, yet I feel all tingly at the thought of Grover suffering so.

At Thu Dec 27, 09:06:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

You've dronwed the conservative movement in a bathtub. Good job!

At Thu Dec 27, 11:43:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

That's IT! Your strange, liberal ways have turned me gay...

off to the disco!

At Thu Dec 27, 12:50:00 PM, Blogger anna said...

She's hot!!!

At Thu Dec 27, 12:54:00 PM, Blogger MichaelBains said...

Hmmm... I've always said that violence should be reserved for Sports and non-paid individuals who desire it against themselves. Perhaps Grover was one such?

Hmmm... Not exactly likely...

Still, you did use a Golf Club, so I s'pose one could say you were just being Sporting.

Whatevs... You've apparently thought well enough to "clean up" after yourselves so I s'pose it's more than G has ever done.

Carry on.

At Thu Dec 27, 06:17:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

germaine has rid the world of one more pest- grover!

At Thu Dec 27, 06:34:00 PM, Blogger Mark said...

It's too bad that this guy had to share a name with my favorite sesame street character.

Happy New year!

At Thu Dec 27, 09:33:00 PM, Blogger Becca said...

Isn't Julie London amazing!!! So beautiful!!

At Fri Dec 28, 08:59:00 AM, Blogger pissed off patricia said...

You chose the correct club. Good job!

At Fri Dec 28, 07:11:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

There is a 7 wood? Didn't know that.


At Sat Dec 29, 05:00:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Me either, but it actually worked really well! Both films were out at about the same time, I guess.

Randal Graves: Violence! No, sir! It was advanced political theory. ;o)

Dr. Monkerstein: It was a grisly task, but it had to be done. The irony of Grover dying in the same method that he used to murder people during Hurricane Katrina was just too ironical to pass up!

Swinebread: Just don't frighten the horses, and stay away from the hamsters!

Anna: Yep!

MichaelBains: The implementation of advanced political theory is a sport in itself!

Distributorcap: The problem with some of these murderous neoconservatives is that even after they die, their batpoop crazy ideas live on in their evil offspring!

Mark: Ack! And Sesame Street Grover is definately a Democrat. I mean, he's blue - Right?

Becca: And such a great voice! What great old standards.

Pissed Off Patricia: Thank you, Patricia! It was Ms. Gregarious' club of choice.

BAC: Jeepers! you have never heard of a 7 wood? I am guessing that you probably don't give many lessons in underwater basket weaving to murderous neoconservatives, then. A 7 wood is a very persuasive argument in advanced political theory. Here is a 7 Wood for $149.99. Here is a 7 Wood for $16.99. Here is a Women's graphite 7 Wood, reduced to $18.00, from $59.99. Quite a savings!


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