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Monday, December 10, 2007

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At Mon Dec 10, 08:11:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: I hope those come in Happy Meals these days. Lord knows, they needed a few more calories for our growing children. AND, the FDA's RDA of bacon, chocolate and melted cheese, all in two bites? This MAY eliminate the need for ketchup as we know it. The Ketchup Advisory Board may have something to say about this.
At Mon Dec 10, 09:29:00 AM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: I'd have eaten all those and asked for more before my heart attack. Now though, I better only have one.
At Mon Dec 10, 12:29:00 PM, Swinebread said...: What the Fu...
At Mon Dec 10, 12:49:00 PM, Randal Graves said...: Oh bacon, stop calling my name.
At Mon Dec 10, 01:25:00 PM, pissed off patricia said...: Is that bacon and something on chocolate chip cookies? If so, none for me, thanks.
At Mon Dec 10, 04:37:00 PM, Anonymous said...: DrZ., my son teases me because I love the salty sweet combo. So everytime I eat donuts, I fry up some bacon. (Don't worry, this onl happens about 3 times a year.)I always tell him everything tastes better with bacon. Or cream cheese. So anything with bacon AND cream cheese is nearly the perfect food.

So, I came up with a recipe for a bacon donut. And promised the next snowday he gets, ( we live in Memphis, it doesn't happen often) that I would prepare my creation. I'll let you know how they are.

But damn, now I'm hungry for bacon!
At Mon Dec 10, 08:17:00 PM, Distributorcap said...: was that on Iron Chef America -- the Rachel Ray goes Kosher episode?
At Tue Dec 11, 07:00:00 PM, Anonymous said...: Dear Americans,

You have grown dangerous thin.

We hope these help.

- mwb
At Wed Dec 12, 05:39:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Freida Bee: Ketchup on chocolate chip cookies that have frosting bacon on them? That would be silly! Melted cheese, on the other hand, sounds rather tasty indeed!

Dr. Monkerstein: Oh, Dr. Monkerstein, take two! Their small.

Swinebread: Yup. That's what I said, too.

Randal Graves: Don't ask for whom the bacons tolls, it tolls for thee!

pissed off patricia: Yuck! Me either. Well, maybe just two or three.

Dee Loralei: A bacon donut! Now there is a meal. Bacon and cream cheese is good, but I think that the perfect food is those cheese balls for crackers. Or cookie dough. Or both!

Distributorcap: It it wasn't, it should have been!

MWB: Ah, you are always thinking of your fellow man, MWB.
At Wed Dec 12, 07:25:00 PM, Steve said...: hmmmmmbacon

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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