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Saturday, February 09, 2008

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At Sat Feb 09, 10:23:00 AM, Freida Bee said...: Papa, don't preach. I'm keepin' the baby.
At Sat Feb 09, 12:27:00 PM, Dean Wormer said...: "Miss Margaret let me demonstrate to you what voters did on my campaign."
At Sat Feb 09, 12:50:00 PM, Germaine Gregarious said...: Blanche DuBois: Oh, Stanley! What sign were you born under?

Stanley Kowalski: What sign?

Blanche DuBois: Astrological sign. I'll bet you were born under Aries. Aries people are forceful, dynamic, they dote on noise. They love to bang things around.
Stella: Stanley was born just five minutes after Christmas.
Blanche DuBois: Capricorn - the goat!
At Sat Feb 09, 01:18:00 PM, Michael Bains said...: "That's not the chamber pot, Dear."

Or

"Could you at least do that behind the umbrella?"
At Sat Feb 09, 07:25:00 PM, Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...: "Don't blame me for not getting it up, blame 9/11!"
At Sat Feb 09, 08:04:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Mah, mah, mah. It is so powerfully difficult winning the GOP nomination.

I feel I shall catch the vapuhs.
At Sun Feb 10, 04:37:00 AM, Anonymous said...: This is going to be like that one scene in "Being John Malkovitch," except everyone's only going to be saying "9/11", isn't it?
At Sun Feb 10, 05:52:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: I used to only wear men's clothes. 9/11 changed everything!

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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